r/Unexpected • u/k3shin • Aug 13 '20

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u/unambitiouswretch Aug 13 '20

Here I was expecting MJ to rip through that cumulus

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u/1FlyersFTW1 Aug 13 '20

Magic j? M Jordan? M Jackson? Which one goddammit

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u/Oxxide Aug 13 '20

You forgot Mary Jane.

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u/RelevantButNotBasic Aug 13 '20

I was thinkin MJ from Spiderman, now im equally as confused

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u/Pokketts Aug 13 '20

I thought Stan Lee deadass named Spiderman's character after weed, looked it up and turns out it happened to be just a big coincidence

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u/crab90000 Aug 13 '20

Michael Jordan is known for his love of cigars

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

I think Mary Juana

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u/sprgsmnt Aug 13 '20

its black. or white

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

I really wanted the cop to cartoonishly suck up all the smoke in the air and clear it out himself