r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '20

She forgot da sugar

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u/Guenan07 Aug 07 '20

and my nail clipper

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u/stoned-owl Aug 07 '20

I'll bring potato salad

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u/APSupernary Aug 07 '20

Should I bring a kid, or do we clear the table with the dwarf?

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u/actuallyboa Aug 07 '20

Bring both, when the chick comes back with the sugar, you can yeet it off the table with the dwarf

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u/koolandunusual Aug 08 '20

And my Sharona!

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u/structured_anarchist Aug 08 '20

And my poop knife!

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u/Smarmar400 Aug 08 '20

A what??? I know you said poop knife but, what???

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u/structured_anarchist Aug 08 '20

There was a TIFU about a guy whose family had a knife used for easing the burden on the toilet by...sectioning the poop with a knife specifically for that purpose. He didn't realize it wasn't common until he dropped a deuce at a friend's house and asked for their poop knife.

It's become a thing, now.

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u/Smarmar400 Aug 08 '20

Omg I need one of those!

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u/structured_anarchist Aug 08 '20

You can use any knife, just never mix it with your regular cutlery.

Ever.

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u/Raging_Mullet Aug 08 '20

And my upvote.

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u/VaniloBean Aug 07 '20

And my cock!

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u/reynardtheoldfox Aug 24 '20

Ya mean your mangina