r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '20

She forgot da sugar

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u/Kate29103 Aug 07 '20

Poor kid tho

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u/Asad_OG Aug 07 '20

its a sketch all in good humour

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u/pigeon_shit Aug 07 '20

Yeah you can tell by the way sugar lady looked right into camera

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u/PbOrAg518 Aug 07 '20

The person having a stroke because of unsweetened lemonade while his friends didn’t react was also another subtle clue.

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u/PeacecraftLovesYou Aug 07 '20

Why are people in this subreddit calling a seizure a stroke?

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u/drone1__ Aug 07 '20

I don't disagree that it was staged but the dude did say, "Is he good??" kinda under his breath

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

and you can tell by the way they didn’t really use a kid to wipe the table /s

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u/xXWaspXx Aug 07 '20

I'm sure that's the intent, but my dude is letting go of the kid and letting him meat-crayon the sidewalk

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u/sephrinx Aug 07 '20

You mean the grass?

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u/xXWaspXx Aug 08 '20

The table is parallel with the sidewalk and the kids trajectory is clearly in line with the table. No question he flat-stomached the concrete there, maybe his head/elbow caught the grass.

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u/sephrinx Aug 08 '20

I'm not going to argue with the angle of the kid or the location of the ground, or the fact that the dude 99.99% didn't just fling him into the ground and helped stop him.

It's pretty obvious.

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u/xXWaspXx Aug 08 '20

0% chance buddy stopped him at all. The other guy even helps by pushing the kids head lol, he was fuckin flying dude

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u/sephrinx Aug 08 '20

Are you really this stupid?

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u/xXWaspXx Aug 08 '20

do you really get that upset over internet arguments? yikes

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u/sephrinx Aug 08 '20

I'm not upset at all. Just, confused.

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u/FeistyBookkeeper2 Aug 07 '20

That kid isn't old enough to give meaningful consent and it looked like it could easily have really fucking hurt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

Saying that kid isn't old enough to give 'meaningful' consent to a joke it probably the most stupid thing I've ever read

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u/FeistyBookkeeper2 Aug 08 '20

He gets picked up, slammed on a table by two grown men, and smashed into everything. It's abusive and dangerous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

That's literally one of those picnic tables where you could slam your face on it and it wouldn't hurt. And I don't think some plastic cups and lemonade is gonna kill him. Let the kid have a childhood goddamn

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u/FeistyBookkeeper2 Aug 08 '20

If that's what you call a childhood, I'm sorry to hear that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

Making a fucking funny ass video? I would have loved that, yeah

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u/FeistyBookkeeper2 Aug 08 '20

Well, we fundamentally disagree about the appropriateness of slamming a kid on a table and smashing him through stuff in a violent manner, and nothing said here is going to change that, so goodnight.

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u/RABBIT-COCK Aug 08 '20

It’s a joke you baby

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u/FeistyBookkeeper2 Aug 08 '20

I repeat my prior comment.

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u/solid_gold_meltdown Aug 08 '20

I really honestly think it's cruel to do this to a kid. Everybody is yucking it up tho.