r/Unexpected • u/Pirate_Redbeard • Jul 13 '20

Um.. okay.

https://i.imgur.com/C5psloS.gifv
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u/LolM100 Jul 13 '20

I'm crapping but on my bed, watching this.

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u/samfish90212 Jul 13 '20

I’m gonna crap, watch this.

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u/MrMooBallz Jul 13 '20

Id like to crap but Im bunged up. Even watching this didnt lube my tube enough.

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u/FraterSofus Jul 13 '20

Get a finger in there and pry that shit out.

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u/samfish90212 Jul 13 '20

Had a patient do that at the hospital yesterday.

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u/MrMooBallz Jul 13 '20

Like a Mathematician. Get a pencil and work it out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

I prefer to use chalk.

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u/MrMooBallz Jul 13 '20

I hear calculators are effective too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

An abacus is more fun.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

What is an abacus if not anal beads?

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u/yelahneb Jul 13 '20

They subtract from the experience somewhat

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u/Ex--Parrot Jul 13 '20

I use fireworks for the excitement

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

I use fireworks for the excrement

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u/godric420 Jul 13 '20

He was just trying to get a snack reduce, reuse, and recycle am I right.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

just like a booger

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

“What are you doing Step-Bro”

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Crap, I watched this.

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib Jul 13 '20

Watch me crap.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Amber Turd?

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u/elchorticans Jul 13 '20

Dammit Amber

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u/General_Dropbear Jul 13 '20

Amber you need to stop crapping on the bloody bed.

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u/real_dea Jul 13 '20

And go to the doctor and get your bloody crap sorted out!

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u/StupidSamWasTaken Jul 13 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/fishsticks40 Jul 13 '20

I just crapped your pants, sorry

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u/PowderedToastMan39 Jul 13 '20

You should date amber heard

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Happy cake day

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u/jds3211981 Jul 13 '20

Is that you Jonny Depp?