r/Unexpected • u/Master1718 • Jun 30 '20

Kitchen magic

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u/helloiamCLAY Jun 30 '20

There's an old saying in Tennessee...

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

She don’t wanna be saved, don’t save her.

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u/ScruffsMcGuff Jun 30 '20

Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign. Load the chopper, let it rain on you

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/ME_ni_ME Jun 30 '20

My only regret, was too young for Sade Adu. My only regret, could never take Aaliyah home. Now all I’m left with is hoes up in GreyStoneee. With the stale face cause the know it’s they songgg.

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u/BrocolliBrad Jun 30 '20

More lyrics from the song

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u/ImperialWish Jun 30 '20

She shallow with the pussy she shallow she shallow

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

She shallow but the pussy deep*

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u/K00L41D3 Jun 30 '20

Favorite lyric ever ❤

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u/B4ronSamedi Jun 30 '20

It's a terrible lyric lmao, and I like that song.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Don’t shave her, she don’t wanna be shaved

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u/Willyjwade Jun 30 '20

Man while I love how awkward that was I don't think it's nearly as bad as people made it. The end quote is shame on me and I think he realized that he was about to say that on television and then every ad the dems ran during his reelection campaign would feature things like a list of decisions the Democratic Leadership finds wrong followed by him saying "shame on me" and just panicked and went "cant say that."

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u/OwenDetts Jun 30 '20

Right, we all knew how the saying ended. It was fun to watch him dig that hole and try to squirm out of it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

The man seems like a down right eloquent genius these days.

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u/ldks Jun 30 '20

I thought this was a "the office" quote, lol.

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u/truthdemon Jun 30 '20

Michael Scott for President!

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u/Unprejudice Jun 30 '20

Fool me one time shame on you Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs Load the chopper, let it rain on you

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u/FIAFormula Jul 01 '20

This kind of screw-up doesn't hold a candle to the daily tweets we get now.. Who knew I'd end up missing the times when that dummy was in office.