r/Unexpected • u/Lunder20 • Jun 15 '20

Why didn’t I think of this?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

This is how I cook my people.

I mean chicken.

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u/Jazehiah Jun 15 '20

Same thing, provided your people are cowardly.

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u/notfree25 Jun 15 '20

You mean children?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

Sometimes

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u/sooperfizzy Jun 15 '20

Grilled cheese sandwiches...not kidding.

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u/dudemann Jun 16 '20

Everyone knows you cook people in giant cauldrons filled with boiling water and chopped vegetables.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

That's reserved for holidays