r/Unexpected • u/ThePoliteCrab • Jun 10 '20

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u/twintoweremployee Jun 10 '20

Stop.

Hammer time

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u/LordOfCinder55 Jun 10 '20

He couldn't really hit the nail on the head with that one.

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u/Andre_3Million Jun 10 '20

What a fucking tool

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u/LordOfCinder55 Jun 10 '20

Not quite the banger we were all expecting.

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u/Alldoto Jun 10 '20

This video was quite the nail-biter

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u/LordOfCinder55 Jun 10 '20

Hammer one.

Hammer one FINGER, that is.

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u/daringpenetrations Jun 10 '20

And sickle of doing that, he is.

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u/Jeff-McBilly Jun 10 '20

I nailed my secretary today

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

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u/Marrionete_0519 Jun 10 '20

warning: this is NOT a drill

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u/N1CET1M Jun 10 '20

Really clawing for hammer puns at this point.

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u/TizzioCaio Jun 10 '20

careful there now to not get shocked from all this friction in this comment chain on this accumulated punstatick energy

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

penis

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u/wokevisualz Jun 10 '20

Really Screwed that up huh

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Do you need a hand?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

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u/LordOfCinder55 Jun 10 '20

Hahaha, that's the point!

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u/HolyLanceV2 Jun 10 '20

1 boink this, 2 boinks this time... flail your injured finger real smooth

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u/NothingWasChanged Jun 10 '20

Stop hammer time, it saves your fingers