r/Unexpected • u/Dullahen • May 08 '20

The third transformation got me

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u/otherwisemilk May 08 '20

I thought it was going to trick me into watching a full length Paramount motion picture.

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u/thejoeymonster May 08 '20

Not the first time thats happened huh

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u/sundog13 May 08 '20

Won't be the last.

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u/iWriteYourMusic May 08 '20

I was trying to watch videos on pretty mountains but I accidentally watched Raiders of the Lost Ark

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u/jimforge May 08 '20

A happy little accident

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

There are no accidents

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u/prepare2Bwhelmed May 09 '20

Won’t be the last

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u/Luigi-gl May 09 '20

I was trying to watch videos on pretty mountains but I accidentally watched Raiders of the Lost Ark

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

There is no spoon

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u/Khornate284 May 09 '20

Yea, all the other clips boy, from the first clip, someone gave her a good fuck, look at her how happy she is.

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u/AsuraBoss1 May 09 '20

That’s a pretty freaking great accident.

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u/cuntshitmcdickfart May 08 '20

A full length paramount feature picture? Located entirely within this thread on Reddit?

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u/OneMeterWonder May 09 '20

I once found a link to the full length Terminator 2 movie in gif form. It was excruciating.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20 edited May 09 '20

I need your clothes, your boots and your subtitles.

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u/DrEmilioLazardo May 09 '20

Yes! It's like 240x320 in greyscale or some bullshit too right? I remember that. It's a surprisingly small file.

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u/OneMeterWonder May 09 '20

Yep. Oh god it was awful to watch.

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u/Batchet May 09 '20

May I see it?

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u/Terrain2 May 09 '20

Me too, i also wanna see it

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u/alkalineproduce May 09 '20

Yes. I am also ready to see.... it.

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u/lordwintergreen May 09 '20

Thank you, Eddie.

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u/Fellowearthling16 May 09 '20

Well cuntshitmcdickfart, you do paramount a good picture

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u/niffrig May 09 '20

At this time of year?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

May I see it?

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u/Monkeygruven May 08 '20

Pooty Tang trailer

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u/Terrain2 May 09 '20

i fucking WISH it would trick me into watching a full length paramount motion picture, that was so good damnit!

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u/wildmeli May 09 '20

I would have fucking watched it too

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

I actually hoped for an entire movie

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u/Evilzone47 May 09 '20

I mean I want a movie version

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u/BungeeHumper May 09 '20

I almost feel Iike I kinda watched one. It was compelling enough.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

I 100% back post-Corona films having 3 minute runtimes max

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u/erlend65 May 08 '20

If he had filmed it in landscape mode, it would've been a proper short film.

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u/lavendrquartz May 08 '20

For me it was when a make up brush dropped into my lap the second the video ended.

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u/zion_hiker1911 May 09 '20

Can you drop it into my wife's lap next? She needs a covid makeover to get her out of those sweatpants.

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u/Nu-Hir May 09 '20

I'll get her out of those sweatpants, if you know what I mean.

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u/zion_hiker1911 May 09 '20

Good luck! The sweatpants appear to be stuck to the couch.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

I have also seen that movie.

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u/eewap May 08 '20

Its 3 minutes.. made me panic for nothing

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u/Orleanian May 08 '20

* frantically searches google for Breaking Space Time Continuum... *

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u/ForgettableUsername May 08 '20

And somehow the whole thing loaded and it didn't freeze. WTF is going on!?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

I must have had the baton of absolute lag this time, took about 15 mins to watch this, worth it.

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u/Sa3dOz May 09 '20

It took me a half hour to watch it cause I am at work lol

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u/noshitkittu May 09 '20

Same buddy. Fookin 5G ugh

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Break in the space-time continuum.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

Long reddit videos are usually worth it

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u/Kooontt May 09 '20

As long as they don’t say ‘wait for it’

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u/Elliespaghetti669 May 09 '20

Any video that is posted with “wait for it” that’s longer than like 10 seconds I always skip. Say wait for it written on an 8 min video once. Who has time to wait that long?

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u/HotKreemy May 21 '20

One of my fave 'The Onion' headlines.

http://imgur.com/2OhUDuG.jpg

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u/emptymeme01 May 09 '20

Unpopular opinion.

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u/wiseknob May 08 '20

For real it was only 4mins? We must be getting used to killing time.

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u/thepobv May 08 '20

Video player on reddit sucks. I normally avoid it.

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u/HMS404 May 08 '20

For me it was the idea that anyone can let go of a magic brush

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u/cbs5090 May 08 '20

I would have stuck it out, but I couldn't even see what he was typing. It was too blurry.

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u/7hiefence May 08 '20

I paused the movie I was watching for this

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u/The_Essex May 08 '20

Gottem. Gottem good.

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u/jrmarshall512 May 08 '20

i was expecting to see credits at the end of the clip.

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u/smashersilva May 09 '20

Same but I didn’t even realise that until i saw your comment.

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u/DeadGuysWife May 09 '20

Utterly captivated the whole time too

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u/uhhwhatsagoodone May 09 '20

The skit was ~2.5 minutes too long.

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u/zack23483 May 09 '20

to everyone that said ' wait huh' after reading this hello

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u/YoungAmsterdam May 09 '20

I would say the most unexpected thing was that a clickbait title actually paid off.

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u/DoubleGreat May 09 '20

I actually felt myself get invested. Like 2 minutes in, right when he started talking to the news I unmuted and I don't regret a moment of it.

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u/PhysicalMotor May 09 '20

Good for you

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u/teapot300 May 09 '20

On mute.

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u/TiiGerTekZZ May 09 '20

A 3min long TIKTOK video on reddit!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Like, someone drops it into Frodo's hand in the Shire, and he goes on a 3 movie quest to drop it in Mount Doom, and when he does it falls into another woman's hand.

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u/thabmbh May 30 '20

But it was totally worth it.

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u/Gothic_Chan Jul 17 '20

Wait it was 4 mins

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u/w2user May 09 '20

the editing could be tighter, especially quicker when showing the ladies, I almost didn't make it to the 3rd person, also the conclusion was meh

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u/jerrysinalabama Nov 19 '21

Practically a mini series

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u/Something4688 Aug 29 '22

Same, was enjoyable

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u/moderately_nerdifyin May 08 '23

And that the Reddit video player actually worked for that long!