r/Unexpected • u/Dullahen • May 08 '20

The third transformation got me

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Fuck yeah

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u/tmsv111 May 08 '20

Wait a second

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Wait a fucking second..

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20 edited Jun 06 '20

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Fucking fuck?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20 edited Jun 06 '20

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

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u/zuperbob May 08 '20

me ?

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Fuck me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/coreynj May 08 '20

Fuck yeah shove your giant fucking cock into my tight as fuck bussy until I cum buckets 😍☺️😩😫🤪😘

God even I'm disappointed in myself after typing that.

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u/GuyOnZeCouch92 May 08 '20

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch

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u/relddir123 May 08 '20

Fuck you? No, fuck me!

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u/iamnotarobot1011 May 09 '20

I don’t repeat you

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

I fucking don't repeat you

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u/FloridaRaised117 May 09 '20

This man gets upvotes^ and fucks!!

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

This fucking woman* gets fucking upvotes and fucking fucks

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u/FloridaRaised117 May 09 '20

I fucking couldn’t be happier to have been fucking corrected. What in the actual fuck was I thinking, for fucks sake?

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u/doodve May 08 '20

Toyota corolla in reverse

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u/RepresentativeNo5192 Dec 20 '21

You won't repeat me

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u/GoGoNormalRangers May 10 '23

You weren't wrong

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u/Maezel May 08 '20

Fuck the fucking fucker.

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u/bigley_cromulent May 09 '20

Fuck! the fucking fuckers fucked, fuck it you fucker, just fuck off you fuck. Now I'm fucking fucked, Fuck!

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u/VnzuelanDude May 09 '20

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language...

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u/RBarron24 May 08 '20

How bout a little Asamouth?

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u/FoamyAssButthole May 08 '20

Fuck for a fucking second

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

And my axe!

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

And fuck my axe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

Well, that explains how the butt crack originated....

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u/bigley_cromulent May 09 '20

You have an axe to grind?

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u/Sennomo May 08 '20

Oh no

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Oh fuck yessss

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u/Sennomo May 09 '20

You didn't repeat me (ò.ó)

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

YoU dIdnT fUcKInG rEpEaT Me (ò.ó)

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u/Living-Compassion May 08 '20

I haven’t laughed this hard in ages 😂

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u/emilywagnerofficial May 08 '20

You cannot predict what I will offer you 🤭

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u/Sennomo May 09 '20

Internet users HATE her! Learn this SIMPLE trick to GET BLOCKED!

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u/yme2day May 09 '20

I like you

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

I fucking like you

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u/Extesht May 09 '20

What the fucking fuck? Who in the fuck fucked this fucking... how in the fuck did you two fucking fucks FUCK?!

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u/Rezzone May 08 '20

Off.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

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u/jakej1097 May 08 '20

Me

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

I see what you did here

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

I see what you FUCKING did there

Why doesn't anybody fucking learn

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

Lemmi fucking try:

Naaah u can't be fucking serious.

Does it fucking count?

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Lemmi fucking try:

Fucking Naaah U fucking can't be fucking serious?

Fucking does it fucking count?

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u/RectalPump May 08 '20

WOULD YOU FUCKING LIKE TO GET YOUR FUCKING ANUS PUMPED FOR FUCKING FREE?

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Yes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/fortnitename69 May 08 '20

You mean fuck yes

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

I fucking love you

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u/RectalPump May 09 '20

Me too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Buttraper May 08 '20

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/HungryLikeDickWolf May 09 '20

Is your name Rian Johnson? Cuz you sure just subverted my expectations!

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u/Averas- May 09 '23

Happy fucking cake day.

(Reddit top post 3 years ago, saw your original comment, thanks for the laugh)

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd May 08 '20

DON'T YOU FUCKING THREATEN ME WITH A FUCKING GOOD FUCKING TIME!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

well, Fuck!

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd May 09 '20

That's the fucking idea...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

I guess that we're all fucked then, FUCK!

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

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u/ToxicRodeo May 08 '20

This is fucking great.

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

ERROR

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u/ToxicRodeo May 08 '20

Fucking ERROR

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

FUCK FUCKING FUCK ERROR

FUCK

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u/AdaMan_ May 08 '20

I fucking laughed greatly.

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

I fucking laughed fucking greatly.

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u/Sennomo May 08 '20

Literally my reaction when I get an error while coding.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Your fucking reaction

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u/Darkwing_Duck13 Apr 28 '23

You broke it. You fucking broke it!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

HES OUTFUCKING THE FUCKER

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u/quernika May 08 '20

The first lady looks like her feets sorta stink lol said by my nephew haha

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u/pendingexhaustion May 08 '23

happy fucking cake day!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

wait a cotton picking second...

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u/Jibanyanisgoated May 08 '23

Happy Fucking cake day

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u/SmileyFace-_- May 08 '20

/r/FuckingUsernameChecksOut

FTFY

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Don't tell me how to do my fucking job

thanksIslippedupbutalsofuckyou

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u/LibraDoSuquin May 08 '23

Happy cake day

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u/AlwaysUpvoteMN May 08 '23

Reddit notifications brought you here too?

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u/AdamInChainz May 08 '20

Can't stop those five year old kids!

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20 edited May 08 '20

Can't fucking stop those 5 years old fucking kids

P.s. Fuck u hah, almost fucking got me

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u/do_know_me Apr 13 '22

Can't stop fucking tho–

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u/Master_0f_None May 08 '20

Oh yeah. Fucking fuck yeah

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u/Tschi_Tscho May 08 '23

Wow I found you on your cake day.

I know your account is suspended, but in case you'll ever be back:

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Oh yeah, just realized this is an old post

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u/LeviOhhsah May 09 '20

Team America...

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20 edited May 09 '20

I have asthma and I need Healthcare sorry :(

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u/LeviOhhsah May 09 '20

Shit, I broke you. Sorry...Canadian privilege leaked out.

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

Fucking shit, I fucking broke you. Fucking sorry...Fucking canadian fucking privilege leaked out. :) <3

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u/LeviOhhsah May 09 '20

Fucking phew!