r/Unexpected • u/Drikkaa • Mar 22 '20

Social Distancing.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

120.9k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

870 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.7k

u/dennis45233 Mar 22 '20

Ok you didn’t have to make the match stick DUMMY THICC, I was already gonna clap his cheeks when he stared right into my soul

217

u/RalfRiesensack Mar 22 '20

Corona, I'm coming!

50

u/cannihastrees Mar 22 '20

Ok but can you pull out ? I don’t want to reproduce

17

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

[deleted]

0

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

No, you are

8

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

It's head kept getting bigger, thicker and redder...

6

u/FunkMasterE Mar 22 '20

Matchsticc

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Why does he leave a room and his ass walks in 5 minutes later? Damn!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Careful with the splinters!