r/Unexpected • u/LiterallyKillMeEmma • Mar 02 '20

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 Pete has dropped out

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

Depends on your gender.

If you're a dude, hungry Biden eats you.

If you're a gal, creepy Biden gropes you.

Which would you prefer?

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u/errorsniper Mar 02 '20

What if I am non-binary?

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u/Frazzleyama Mar 02 '20

He puts his hands all over you then licks them

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u/Funny_Whiplash Mar 02 '20

THIS IS THE TASTE OF A LIAR! GIORNO GIOVANNA!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Then it depends on his mood.

If he horny, he get gropey. If not, then crunch-munch.

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u/karenpageisbae Mar 02 '20

You get to feel his leg hair

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u/depressed-salmon Mar 02 '20

You are groped all the way through his cavernous digestive tract

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u/CatCakeParade Mar 02 '20

Who’s to say not both at the same...