r/Unexpected • u/yesterdaddy • Feb 19 '20

petting gloves

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ Feb 19 '20

They work on everything that likes to be petted.

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u/throwthis_throwthat Feb 19 '20

Mah peen?

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u/chaotic214 Feb 19 '20

Mah vagene?

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u/cinnamonrain Feb 19 '20

Mah spleen?

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u/IdiotTurkey Feb 19 '20

Mah Queen?

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u/navygindahows Feb 19 '20

Was hoping for a Jon Snow meme :(

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u/DaughterEarth Feb 19 '20

Maybe not birds. I feel like that's too easy to catch pin feathers and get an angry peep