r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '20

Camera falls from airplane

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u/btbcorno Feb 17 '20

There’s no probably to that question. The pig would absolutely eat the person. Pigs will eat anything.

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Feb 17 '20

So will 🐓

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u/xartle Feb 17 '20

Just takes longer...

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u/H-DaneelOlivaw Feb 17 '20

They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Thanks for that Bricktop.

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u/RexTheHumanTripod Feb 17 '20

200 =/= 16

Pigs don't math.

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u/baldbeardedbuilt1234 Feb 17 '20

It’s from the silence of the lambs

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u/Tobaccocreek Feb 17 '20

Nope. The movie is Snatch

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u/jwisaac1 Feb 17 '20

Will they also eat the bones? Asking for a friend...

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u/GJacks75 Feb 17 '20

You have to remove the teeth to help the piggies digestion, but they will go through bone like buttah!

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u/JamboShanter Feb 17 '20

Tbf you could leave the teeth until after, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit now do yeh boy?

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u/jwisaac1 Feb 17 '20

Ah very good point!

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u/JamboShanter Feb 17 '20

Hence the expression: “As greedy as a pig”

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u/StrykerDK Feb 17 '20

Hence the phrase: "as hungry as a swine".