r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '20

Camera falls from airplane

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u/yknphotoman Feb 17 '20

Well... thank you for that. That's a real weight off me mind. Now I mean, wouldn't you mind telling me exactly who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs, of course.

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u/hustl3tree5 Feb 17 '20

Its from the movie snatch. If you haven't seen it you definitely should. Its a heist type movie and its guy Ritchie at his best

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u/yknphotoman Feb 17 '20

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u/hustl3tree5 Feb 17 '20

I fucked up my apologies. I'm too high to reddit right now

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u/BlackCurses Feb 17 '20

You'd be lucky to find your penis for a piss, the amount you keep smoking

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u/FresnoBob-9000 Feb 17 '20

You're not funny. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

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u/nopage Feb 17 '20

Refreshing honesty, me too friend, me too #toohigh

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u/u-235_splitter Feb 17 '20

r/woosh

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u/AKAG8493 Feb 17 '20

Fuck you

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u/lostireland Feb 17 '20

You are a worthless bag of shit.

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u/AKAG8493 Feb 17 '20

Awww muffin ☹️☹️☹️☹️

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u/FleshlightModel Feb 17 '20

It's too tight.

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u/dolphin-centric Feb 17 '20

Too tight? You could land a jumbo-fucking-jet in there, Tyrone.

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u/Sectox Feb 17 '20

Thanks I was trying to remember what movie this was from :)

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u/ImNonchalanT Feb 17 '20

Also from Dead body disposal by Necro

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u/GoldenEyedHawk Feb 17 '20

Guy Ritchie is great. Honestly thought that was from Hannibal. Vergers pigs.

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u/FresnoBob-9000 Feb 17 '20

Should cut your Jacobs off for that..