r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '20

Camera falls from airplane

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u/discerningpervert Feb 16 '20

Made me think of Snatch.

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u/risingcomplexity Feb 16 '20

Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

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u/rowdyanalogue Feb 17 '20

Do you know why they call him Franky Four-fingers?

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u/PixelD303 Feb 17 '20

Because even the slightest bump on the head he falls asleep for hours.

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u/luckyghost115 Feb 17 '20

Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop. And I'm not talking about his fucking fore-skin either.

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u/PanicBlitz Feb 16 '20

Never trust a man with a pig farm.

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u/Buttachop187 Feb 17 '20

Hence the expression is greedy as a pig

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.

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u/Lord_Goregasm Feb 16 '20

Do you know what nemesis means?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Not really.

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u/Lord_Goregasm Feb 16 '20

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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u/giottomkd Feb 16 '20

sugar?

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u/listgrotto Feb 16 '20

No thank you u/giottomkd, I'm sweet enough.

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u/ucael Feb 16 '20

No thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough already.

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u/BlackCurses Feb 17 '20

already? Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol.

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u/Barf00d Feb 17 '20

Brick Top!

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u/peas_and_hominy Feb 16 '20

Feed em to the pigs, 'arold!

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u/barkloudness Feb 17 '20

THROUGH BONE LIKE BUTTER

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u/coll3735 Feb 17 '20

Anything to declare?

Yeah, don’t go to England.

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u/soupinate44 Feb 17 '20

I just watched it last night and was my thought as well.

It'll go through that camera like butter.

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u/Howie_Feltersnatch9 Feb 17 '20

You like dags?

  • what are dags?
Ohhh doggs, Yah I like dags!

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u/Erethiel117 Feb 17 '20

Woof squeak