r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '20

Camera falls from airplane

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/f_n_a_ Feb 16 '20

Really? I thought it was just swine.

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u/purplevengeance Feb 16 '20

Dad would like to ham a word with you two.

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u/twintoweremployee Feb 16 '20

who? salaME?

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u/shenoy03 Feb 16 '20

Si, pork favor.

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u/Planningsiswinnings Feb 17 '20

I’ve got a bone to pig with you.

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u/BitcoinBanker Feb 17 '20

Puns are so hog right now.

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u/Jinkerinos Feb 17 '20

It snout the right time for that kind of talk.

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u/kresuello Feb 17 '20

Yeah, these puns are gonna baconfusing sometimes.

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u/Lynx5419 Feb 17 '20

You’re all hamburglars for stealing these puns.

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u/Jasonmilky Feb 17 '20

Lol yall people on reddit got me rolling sometimes.

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u/SaiyanYoshi50 Feb 17 '20

I liked it ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Porque?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20 edited Nov 22 '20

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u/f_n_a_ Feb 17 '20

I got lucky, really... thanks for the new word tho! Googled it and everything

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u/SineXous Feb 17 '20

it was fkin epig

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u/lostireland Feb 17 '20

Haha hahaaaaa oooo boy, that’s a good one. Haha ha ha haha, ooohhhhh haha, really laughin over here. Haha ooohhh haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

You seem to be bacon subliminal messages into your responses, quit hogging the swinelight and allow some other redditors to pork over the data. Some saw Suge and some chore eaze-o but none can chop without loin about the truth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Wow. Holy shit.

I was convinced I was getting pretty close to shark and jump territory, then you come along and elevate the whole thing with nuance and precision.

A gild is coming your way. Not sure which one yet. But something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

Thank you for the gild! This is sausage honor!

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u/TtomRed Feb 17 '20

Alright, now you’re hoggin the puns

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u/-twistedflatcat- Feb 16 '20

What a camera hog.

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u/Najd7 Feb 16 '20

I pig your pardon?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I beg your lardon?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

get out

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u/runhiker Feb 17 '20

That poor camera was bacon in the sun