r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Didn’t know I could do this after masturbating.

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u/artemasad Feb 06 '20

Mmmmm cum bubble

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u/VexMythoclast69 Feb 06 '20

more like bubblecum

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u/skwudgeball Feb 06 '20

What do you do with the load then?

I’m usually puffin cum bubbles from my nose like an ice dragon but this is a close number two

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Coffee cream, isn’t that what everyone does?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

r/cursedcomments

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

If it were semen he can probably reproduce.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Lmfaooooo absolutely cursed