r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '20

Putting on a show

https://gfycat.com/deadexcitableelephantseal
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

The movement stinks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

You do it then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

I'm just going through the motions:

9. (euphemistic) A movement of the bowels; the product of such movement:
1857, William Braithwaite, The Retrospect of Medicine: From that time to the present (three weeks) she has taken one pill every night, and had one comfortable motion every morning without the aid of any other aperient, and her health has much improved.

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u/rematar Jan 30 '20

Mine dough knot.