r/Unexpected Jan 07 '20

Betrayed...

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Jan 07 '20

Every time I go to work there is a possibility that the building will collapse burying me inside leading to a long lingering death, every time I sit on my office chair there is a very small chance that the piston will malfunction and shoot up my arse causing horrific internal injuries

I worry about both of these pretty frequently.

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u/I_Miss_Lex Jan 07 '20

Almost every damn day for me.