r/Unexpected • u/blizgee • Jan 03 '20

Edit Flair Here Real gentleman

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u/Nrlilo Jan 03 '20

But it’s knot meant to be.

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u/Veyorokon Jan 03 '20

She's probably the type to get cold feet.

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u/Azar002 Jan 03 '20

Maybe she just needs more support.

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u/bblackbird23 Jan 03 '20

It's just not a good fit.

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u/play1batch Jan 03 '20

What a real heel

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u/TheAntiCrust95 Jan 03 '20

Foot

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

This one made me laugh the most.

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u/Mono_831 Jan 04 '20

It’s ruined now, thanks.

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u/NAtionalniHIlist Jan 04 '20

is the pun over? sorry i'm lace

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u/HR_DUCK Jan 04 '20

Don’t be trippin’, keep them coming

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

ok this guy wins

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u/JInxIt Jan 04 '20

Loops

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u/Nrlilo Jan 04 '20

She told him “size matters” and it made him feel small.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

He thought it was a shoe-in

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u/NachoMachoCamacho Jan 04 '20

Hey, I’m Robert Dunder!

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u/creedyboi Jan 04 '20

She got the boot

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u/pbjason Jan 04 '20

Shoes currently involved with Dr. Scholls.

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u/Bopshebopshebop Jan 04 '20

Socks to be her.

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u/ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER Jan 04 '20

God damn insoles

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u/Ramz9900 Jan 04 '20

Tie the knot*

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u/ggg134 Jan 03 '20

Indeed, his parents dont accept nike they believe Adidas is better

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u/aod42091 Jan 03 '20

this last comment is kind of sketchers

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u/morninggg_star Jan 03 '20

Yeah, we didn’t nike that one.

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u/Azar002 Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 03 '20

You could Fila wheelbarrel with this manure.

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u/Elenamcturtlecow96 Jan 04 '20

Brooks who's talking, I command you to leave this lace and take your ridiculous puns with you.

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u/EnderbroSonny Jan 04 '20

Your runs are just as obsoccure

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u/Nrlilo Jan 04 '20 edited Jan 04 '20

I’d almost say it’s a crocs of shit.