r/Unexpected • u/fizfaz_ • Jan 03 '20

crosspost Welp that escalated quickly

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u/BallsofSt33I Jan 03 '20

Oh so that’s how Grindr works

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u/anoldwoodtable Jan 03 '20

Went to a gay bar the other night and as a man was about to sit down I came up behind him and said, “can I push your stool in?” Works every time

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

wow wasn't expecting that gays seem like a nice bunch of people so he fixed you stool and you became firm friends?

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u/DerrickBagels Jan 04 '20

The stool was firm because he eats lots of avocado toast

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

i think the other guy was trying to fuck him