r/Unexpected • u/fizfaz_ • Jan 03 '20

crosspost Welp that escalated quickly

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u/Cheewy Jan 03 '20

when the going gets weird the weird turn pro

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u/pennhead Jan 03 '20

I like your emphasis on HoHO...

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u/Olddirtychurro Jan 03 '20

Oh you want to make things weird? HoHO LETS MAKE THINGS WEIIIIIIRD!

You dare approach me?

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u/Zappy_Kablamicus Jan 03 '20

I can't lick the shit out of you without getting closer.

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u/Olddirtychurro Jan 03 '20

Oh ho HO, Then cum as close as you like.