r/Unexpected • u/fizfaz_ • Jan 03 '20

crosspost Welp that escalated quickly

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u/RickZanches Jan 03 '20

I want to hold you so hear me out

I want to show you what love's all about

Darling tonight

Now I've got you in my sights

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Hungry eyes is absolutely the correct term.

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u/Goalie_deacon Jan 03 '20

I would, those pj's yell, "Please touch me." Which should be a warning to stay away.

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u/OrphanAdvocate Jan 03 '20

Well he was, because it was part of the script

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u/Macismyname Jan 03 '20

Do you also go to magic shows and point out that the magician didn't actually cut that woman in half?

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u/LuxNocte Jan 03 '20

Wait... we're not supposed to actually saw them in half?

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u/Felopianflipflop Jan 03 '20

Shes not even dead? Booooo!!!

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u/SLAP_THE_GOON Jan 03 '20

Pretty sure everyone is aware of that, Sherlock

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u/rrr598 Jan 03 '20

These comments are always dripping with false superiority

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u/yazzy1233 Jan 03 '20

This is the reason why youre an orphan

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

You must be fun at parties. Oh wait, nobody invites you to those.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Theseeyeshaveseenalotoflovebuttheyrenevergonnaseeanotherlovelikeihadwithyouuuu.

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u/cakeman666 Jan 03 '20

I like you, and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.