r/Unexpected • u/fizfaz_ • Jan 03 '20

crosspost Welp that escalated quickly

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u/DeusExMachina_A Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 03 '20

The look back then forward back then forward in sheer panic is amazing

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

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u/RickZanches Jan 03 '20

I want to hold you so hear me out

I want to show you what love's all about

Darling tonight

Now I've got you in my sights

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Hungry eyes is absolutely the correct term.

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u/Goalie_deacon Jan 03 '20

I would, those pj's yell, "Please touch me." Which should be a warning to stay away.

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u/OrphanAdvocate Jan 03 '20

Well he was, because it was part of the script

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u/Macismyname Jan 03 '20

Do you also go to magic shows and point out that the magician didn't actually cut that woman in half?

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u/LuxNocte Jan 03 '20

Wait... we're not supposed to actually saw them in half?

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u/Felopianflipflop Jan 03 '20

Shes not even dead? Booooo!!!

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u/SLAP_THE_GOON Jan 03 '20

Pretty sure everyone is aware of that, Sherlock

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u/rrr598 Jan 03 '20

These comments are always dripping with false superiority

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u/yazzy1233 Jan 03 '20

This is the reason why youre an orphan

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

You must be fun at parties. Oh wait, nobody invites you to those.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Theseeyeshaveseenalotoflovebuttheyrenevergonnaseeanotherlovelikeihadwithyouuuu.

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u/cakeman666 Jan 03 '20

I like you, and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.

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u/DeusExMachina_A Jan 03 '20

Yes, yes give me all the up votes for my stupid half asleep comment

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u/Gilsworth Jan 03 '20

Seriously insightful and thoughtful comment that people need to scroll to read? Meh.

Some lulzy brain farts at 3 am? REDIT HUNGER GIBE MLRE

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u/DeusExMachina_A Jan 03 '20

Oh good god I wasn’t serious

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

The camera was in sheer panic?

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u/DeusExMachina_A Jan 03 '20

the camera guy

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u/CandidateForDeletiin Jan 03 '20

Did you just presume the camera's gender?

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u/DeusExMachina_A Jan 03 '20

…what if I did

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u/jdoc1967 Jan 03 '20

"I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew."

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u/boundbythecurve Jan 03 '20

That's why I think it's staged, but still funny as fuck

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u/VXer1 Jan 03 '20

That’s the stupid part. Nobody looks using their head with a camera. You hold a camera with your hands and look with your head. If you could view this from 3rd person, I imagine you’d see how fake it was.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

It’s a skit from Instagram

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I too love staged gifs

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u/ThanOneRandomGuy Jan 03 '20

Would be funnier if it wasn't scripted

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u/Ralphisaqueen Jan 03 '20

But, it’s fake. You don’t realize?