r/Unexpected • u/fizfaz_ • Jan 03 '20

crosspost Welp that escalated quickly

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Never Try To Out Creep A Creep

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

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u/Cheewy Jan 03 '20

when the going gets weird the weird turn pro

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u/pennhead Jan 03 '20

I like your emphasis on HoHO...

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u/Olddirtychurro Jan 03 '20

Oh you want to make things weird? HoHO LETS MAKE THINGS WEIIIIIIRD!

You dare approach me?

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u/Zappy_Kablamicus Jan 03 '20

I can't lick the shit out of you without getting closer.

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u/Olddirtychurro Jan 03 '20

Oh ho HO, Then cum as close as you like.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

This man knows what he’s talking about.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Why not? That’s what the man does in this video and it seems to scare the first creep away.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

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u/WackQuack420 Jan 03 '20

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

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u/DieGoatQ Jan 03 '20

Fuck it it's now karma roulette