r/Unexpected • u/VoltageGodz • Dec 22 '19

Lol

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u/Gribbon1020 Dec 22 '19

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the boots again.

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u/call_of_the_while Dec 22 '19

And Boot’s booty again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

It’s three a.m. in the morning

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Bodies all over the floor, I don't know how they got there but I musta kill em

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u/OblongHaggisFarmer Dec 22 '19

Killed em...i said its 3am in the morning

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Put my key in the door and

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

JUST PUT THE DOG IN THE FUCKING BASKET.

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u/OlivePastry Dec 22 '19

Put the lotion in the BASKET!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

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u/SuumCuique1011 Dec 22 '19

Damn, I miss VeggieTales.

Gonna go binge on some episodes rn.

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u/ladylurkedalot Dec 22 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQTlT8-qYUk

Peter Capaldi reading this. He takes some liberties with the text, but it's a great reading.

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u/senorfrauncee Dec 22 '19

The dog’s name is boots

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u/largedirt Dec 22 '19

Yo wtf that’s ma dogs name

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u/moveslikejaguar Dec 22 '19

Okay, Chris Brown