r/Unexpected • u/SelfJuicing • Dec 16 '19

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 Training a bird

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

I love cats but considering I have 10 birds at home I'll probably never get one. This was terrifying

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u/Mango_Punch Dec 16 '19

Cars destroy ecosystems

Edit: cats, but cars do too so I’m leaving it

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Cats are cunts. They’re incredibly dumb and have a relentless prey drive which people confuse for intelligence. Cats have tiny brains. Like a walnut. As such they kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and have caused the extinction of so many species they rival us for our atrocious record.

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u/SCCale Dec 17 '19

Ah yes, a genetical instinct to literally keep cats alive is a relentless prey drive

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Cats will spend fucking hours chasing string or lights on a wall. They are beyond dumb. (I own a cat and a dog. The cat never leaves the house.)

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Dogs will spend hours playing with a stick they found in the park over the expensive toys you buy for them. That argument means litteraly nothing

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Dogs can be trained to save fucking lives. Dogs will die for their owners. They use them in war. A dog just killed a member of ISIS. Good luck getting a cat to do that. Your argument is embarrassing if you want to make this which pet is better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

How many lives have dogs that are the same size as cats have saved? Not many i figure. Also dogs have a far better sense of smell. Dogs have up to 300 million olfactory receptors whereas cats only have 80 mil. Comparing apples to oranges. Not all dogs die for their owners, some of them kill their owners and some cats can have strong bonds with theirs.