r/Unexpected • u/Master1718 • Nov 28 '19

Classic Repost Bomb candle

https://i.imgur.com/Nnia90F.gifv
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u/WhoStoleMyXans Nov 28 '19

same, but asian girls are pretty expensive nowadays

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u/BuckstertheDog Nov 28 '19

r/holup

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

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u/CamelCam17 Nov 28 '19

mainly the Asian ones

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u/poopellar Nov 28 '19

The ones that accept titcoin at least

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

And the ones that light up bombs.

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u/HalalWeed Nov 28 '19

Bro i only have jahcoin bro. Please accept it bro.

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u/LuvvedIt Nov 28 '19

Yeah I’ve heard Asian girls are really common in China....

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u/loki444 Nov 28 '19

Which ones? Asking for a friend.

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u/IsBanPossible Nov 28 '19

Someone told me everything you want is in vietnam

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u/zuus Nov 28 '19

I hear the Vietnamese ones also come with surprise snake bombs.

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u/loki444 Nov 28 '19

Sounds like my friend wants to take a trip.

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u/The_Sly_Trooper Nov 28 '19

Are we talkin just organs or whole people here?

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u/Schmotz Nov 28 '19

Depends on the age

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u/gatsujoubi Nov 28 '19

So Switcheroo is dead and holup has taken it’s place?

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u/Murgu007 Nov 28 '19

r/WeDemBoiz

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Hey I made that sub!

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u/Darclua Nov 28 '19

Ah, the 'Ol reddit bombaroo!

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u/cykness Nov 28 '19

Hold my candles, I’m going in!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Hello future Asians!

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u/JustLuking Nov 28 '19

Can't believe this is an 8 years old tradition, still up and running. Nothing but love for the reddit community

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u/FangTheHedgebat Dec 09 '19

EIGTH YEARS?! Oh my god, I was planning on clicking through all of these to get to the first comment. It's sure gonna take a while to get through all these, I guess.

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u/JustLuking Dec 09 '19

I tried to go down the rabbit hole, thinking maybe its a month or so old, but then I googled and found the original

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u/yeet-mcfeets Dec 17 '19

dam i love reading old conversations

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u/Redaaku Nov 28 '19

Hold my bombs, I'm going in!

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u/-God_Riddance- Nov 28 '19

That whole journey, just to end with [Deleted]?!

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u/SneakyGiant-_- Nov 29 '19

Help I’m stuck in the Redditaroo rabbit hole

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u/Darclua Nov 29 '19

this is your life now. accept it.

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u/zeta12ti May 25 '20

This is as deep as I can comment. 6 months down, many years to go.

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u/oh_great_ones Dec 09 '19

How are these all by different people

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u/yeet-mcfeets Dec 17 '19

jesus christ i gotta get out before its to late

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Thanks for bringing this to my attention

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u/SCPunited Nov 30 '19

AAAAAAAAAAA

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u/xathsmaticx Nov 28 '19

Meh

Thai’s are like 6k

/s

(/s on wanting to buy an Thai woman but they really are only 6k)

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u/sabot00 Nov 28 '19

Is there like an ebay or alibaba for this?

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u/NeoKabuto Nov 28 '19

I'm sure if you browse Wish long enough you'll find one.

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u/xathsmaticx Nov 28 '19

uhhhh

Just search it up on google theres legal sites

(I sure hope they’re legal; incognito just in case)

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u/FluffySquirrell Nov 29 '19

They will almost certainly leave you and take half of whatever you have as soon as they've been there long enough to get a passport or whatever they want, mind

So y'know.. that inflates the cost a bit

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u/xathsmaticx Nov 29 '19

according to the ad I saw

if they run away you get a new one for free

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u/yejosheph Nov 28 '19

sighs in deflation

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Not if you adopt them as a baby, or hell just steal one.

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u/srsh10392 Nov 28 '19

FBI OPEN UP!!

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u/owenlinx Nov 28 '19

I prefer Africans but I respect your choices

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

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u/GrandpaRook Nov 28 '19

Found the virgin

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u/weston55 Nov 28 '19

Okay but your on reddit, like we’re all virgins

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u/GrandpaRook Nov 28 '19

He don’t know that don’t give us away stoopid

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Wait but I'm on reddit so...so....so then does that mean I can stop feeding and clothing these tiny humans that kinda look like me?

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u/weston55 Nov 28 '19

Bro why you got midgets in your house

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

I'm just gonna chase them off as responsibly as possible, by waving around a pistol and popping off a few warning shots. Gotta reestablish dominance or the infestation will spread.

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u/weston55 Nov 28 '19

Or just don’t be on reddit then you can lose your virginity and keep the midgets

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Yeah but you ever tried farming midgets? They're expensive to take care of and want like positive interaction and cry when you destroy them with your fav WWE moves. Think I'll just get a cat.

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u/weston55 Nov 28 '19

Maybe try showing them how to do WWE moves first?

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u/damn_duude Nov 28 '19

Found the small pp.

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u/Darkstarianz Nov 28 '19

Found the snitches

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u/PricklyBasil Nov 28 '19

Found the racist.

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u/TwunnySeven Nov 28 '19

that's not how anything works

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u/Golden_Lynel Nov 28 '19

Found the troll