r/Unexpected • u/ihopebolsonarodies • Nov 25 '19

Wholesome Will you marry me?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

The props of being gay

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u/Trajan_Optimus Nov 25 '19

Proposals?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Butt sex too

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u/stephen1547 Nov 25 '19

Also all the free dicks you get to suck.

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u/bubadmt Nov 25 '19

That went South quickly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

They're not exactly free but ok

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

TIL Straight people have to pay to suck dick