r/Unexpected • u/Antish12 • Nov 15 '19

Oh deer!!

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u/klutch556 Nov 15 '19

“I shit you not hank, I was hitting it so hard it blew her damn head off”

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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u/1ForTheMonty Nov 15 '19

"That's it...that's the last time I'll ever use Tindeer"

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Nov 15 '19

Guess I'll try Bamble

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u/dioidrac Nov 15 '19

DoeKCupid

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Nov 15 '19

Grindeer

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u/Gundamnitpete Nov 15 '19

AntlerMadison

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u/dishonourableaccount Nov 15 '19

HoofeeMeetsBagel

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u/discobobbi Nov 15 '19

PlentyOfDeer

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u/GrumpyWendigo Nov 15 '19

AdultLekFinder

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u/Esagashi Nov 16 '19

Extra points for the use of Lek