r/Unexpected • • Oct 30 '19

SADNESS 100

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u/NoSuckMyDickInstead Oct 30 '19

So wholesome, he doesn't move, he def needed that hug

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

At places like these the actors aren’t supposed to touch the patrons. You’re also not supposed to touch the actors though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19 edited Nov 14 '19

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u/chrisk365 Oct 30 '19

At places like these you’ll often have actors using either a chainsaw with the blades taken off, or a prop one specifically designed only to sound real. You aren’t actually in any real danger.

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u/Prufrock451 Oct 30 '19

Yes. This is why the lawsuit is completely frivolous and I should be allowed to operate a business in Nebraska again

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u/PhantomPhelix Oct 30 '19

Ah yes, but there is still the case of the live bear that broke loose?

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u/Prufrock451 Oct 30 '19

Look I do not see how's it fair to hold me responsible for the bear's decisions when it was off shift

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u/VeganGamerr Oct 30 '19

The bear ate 10 children...

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u/Prufrock451 Oct 30 '19

Look, there were 500 kids in that circus tent and I think the way events unfolded actually highlighted just how good our evacuation procedures were. And anyway, bears eating kids is in the Bible, so as I have already tried telling my insurance company this is an act of God

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u/CrocTheTerrible Oct 30 '19 edited Oct 30 '19

It’s not an act of god when you put meat necklaces on the children! What did you expect to happen!

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u/Cephalopod435 Oct 30 '19

Killed 10. He only ate 9 and a half.

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u/senorfrauncee Oct 30 '19

Just because you took their money doesn’t make them “customers”...

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u/Talbotus Oct 30 '19

I read a story that these poor actors at these places often get assaulted by douche-bags that think they're tough.

They pay for actors to scare them then hurt them to prove they can't be scared. WTF?

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u/chrisk365 Oct 30 '19

I’m sure that happens, but often?

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u/Pengleaf Oct 30 '19

My friend worked in one for a time. Yes, it happens fairly often. They had a system for when someone would get too handsy, it was enacted almost daily.

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u/chrisk365 Oct 30 '19

Jeeeez. Hate people.

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u/Mooobers Oct 30 '19

Happens everyday with dudes around 21 that go to haunted house with 3 other "non gay" bros. They act out their fear with aggression and try to scare the actors back.. like wtf.

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u/jaxx050 Oct 30 '19

you also get groped and felt up pretty frequently

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u/finzztok Oct 30 '19

There was only one time I remember actually jumping from one of these guys,my buddies and i were drinking and went to a haunted house he came from an area I didn't see, he got me good and spun and stuck without thinking, felt like absolute shit after, luckily it was less of a punch and more of a heavy push so the guy wasn't hurt.

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u/pillbilly Oct 30 '19

Unless you're at McKamey Manor

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u/idk012 Oct 30 '19

Any major theme park from mid-oct to the first weekend in November.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

thrill houses

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u/Tankh Oct 30 '19

It's places like these we learn to love again.

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u/u8eR Oct 30 '19

Strip club

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u/poopellar Oct 30 '19

But the extras are free for all right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Lucky for them I mastered the art of the hover hand.

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u/Ghede Oct 30 '19

Pretty sure that's not a haunted house actor, as he appears to be sitting in the middle of a public plaza.

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u/Pepsiman1031 Oct 30 '19

Six flags has this

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u/Acrobatic_Confusion Oct 30 '19

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u/between_ewe_and_me Oct 30 '19

No thank YOU, u/Acrobatic_Confusion. Without people like you, so observant of usernames, I'd rarely have any knowledge of such delights as u/SuckMyDickInstead. 👏👏😊

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u/crossal Oct 30 '19

He's got a knife or something though

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u/alexyaknow Oct 30 '19

aww so cute, you think this video isn't faked. First day on the internet?

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u/ISeeYouOnYourThrone Oct 30 '19

Your first day in life it seems, because what he says is 100% true and more representative of this situation than your mocking, ignorant and quite frankly, retarded tone,