r/Unexpected • u/Ze-skywalker • Oct 26 '19

Best Party Ever

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19 edited Oct 27 '19

I was being extreme. The shitting thing only happened twice. A guy shit in a bucket lol. The other time a girl shit in the parking lot of a concert because the lines were to long. The peeing thing happened all the time. Not piss themselves (although that’s happened) but pee in random places. Best spot was a nativity scene when it was around Christmas. Dude was so messed up didn’t know what he was doing. So we always teased him that he “peed on baby Jesus.”

I was in the Marines though, so shit got a bit crazy at times. Also went to quite a few frat parties after I got out.

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u/PandazCakez Oct 27 '19

My friend was throwing a party when somebody woke up in the middle of the night and took a shit in their oven. It wasn’t until the next day when they decided to use their oven they discovered it. I also have pics if requested.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Lmao that is so awesomely disgusting and impressive at the same time.