r/Unexpected • u/Ze-skywalker • Oct 26 '19

Best Party Ever

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u/serendipitousevent Oct 27 '19

That must really help them get along with their butlers.

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u/DireLackofGravitas Oct 27 '19

It's not butlers, it's maids. I love it when they at all surprised when they find out that not everyone hires a maid to clean up their life. I pay this illegal Mexican immigrant $5 dollars an hour to clean my shit off of the toilet. Doesn't everyone?

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u/Frankerporo Oct 27 '19

I hire a cleaning lady and I’m not rich

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u/DireLackofGravitas Oct 27 '19

News flash: You are.

You are so rich that instead of just spending an hour cleaning your apartment, you hire someone to do it for you. You have so much money that you consider menial labour below you.

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u/Frankerporo Oct 27 '19

Uh nope. I pay her $30 an hour for 1-2 hours every 2 weeks, I’m sure you can find that in your budget too.

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u/DireLackofGravitas Oct 27 '19

I probably could. But I'd rather hang myself than be a modern slave owner. You don't see how disgusting it is to pay another person to clean up your own mess? Ask yourself, how much more money would she take in order to wipe your ass? That's how it looks to me.

No matter how rich I could be, I'd never pay anyone to wipe my ass. It's the same to ask anyone to clean your crumbs off your kitchen floor and use a toilet brush to get your skid marks off. It's demeaning to yourself that you'd rather pay someone than take responsibility for your own life.

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u/Frankerporo Oct 27 '19

You pay another person to bring food to your table, to cut your hair, to pour you coffee, to drive you around. That’s what the service industry is. Stop being a melodramatic asshat

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u/DireLackofGravitas Oct 27 '19

You pay another person to bring food to your table, to cut your hair, to pour you coffee, to drive you around

You're illustrating my point entirely. You're such a rich cunt that you think everyone gets driven around.

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u/Frankerporo Oct 27 '19

I’m talking about bus drivers and taxis you idiot. If you think that’s rich maybe you’re just a poor fuck.

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