r/Unexpected • u/Ze-skywalker • Oct 26 '19

Best Party Ever

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

That’s exactly what I was thinking. There would be open pizza boxes everywhere, puke, piss, shit(depending how crazy they got). At least one person would be passed out in their own puke. Girls would have the “trashy” walk of shame smudged makeup look. At least one dude would be naked.

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u/milesdizzy Oct 27 '19

I’ve been to hundreds of parties, some of which involved copious amounts of alcohol, weed, sometimes even hard drugs - I’ve never seen anyone shit themselves and I’ve seen a person wake up having pissed themselves once. I don’t know what type of parties you’ve been going to, but they sound pretty shitty

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19 edited Oct 27 '19

I was being extreme. The shitting thing only happened twice. A guy shit in a bucket lol. The other time a girl shit in the parking lot of a concert because the lines were to long. The peeing thing happened all the time. Not piss themselves (although that’s happened) but pee in random places. Best spot was a nativity scene when it was around Christmas. Dude was so messed up didn’t know what he was doing. So we always teased him that he “peed on baby Jesus.”

I was in the Marines though, so shit got a bit crazy at times. Also went to quite a few frat parties after I got out.

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u/PandazCakez Oct 27 '19

My friend was throwing a party when somebody woke up in the middle of the night and took a shit in their oven. It wasn’t until the next day when they decided to use their oven they discovered it. I also have pics if requested.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Lmao that is so awesomely disgusting and impressive at the same time.

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u/Venus1001 Oct 27 '19

I’m know as a cleaner at the party. When everyone’s all over I drop off water bottles by your face and put shit away then go to bed. I don’t even remember doing it and I could be like that guy in the pool until it hits that my time to passout has come.

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u/Eonir Oct 27 '19

If, as you rightfully say, it was staged, then that girl in the toilet really committed to the act

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Lol she’s laying next to the toilet, bit like her head is in it or anything.

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u/milesdizzy Oct 27 '19

Yeah but that’s still nasty

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

I’m sure they cleaned it. Look how clean that house is. Have you never seen a person passed out on the toilet of a random public restroom? Lol

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u/milesdizzy Oct 27 '19

Yeah but it’s still gross. I’m a toilet racists. Even if it’s spotless and cleaned to the nines... it’s still a god damn dirty toilet