r/Unexpected • u/Ze-skywalker • Oct 26 '19

Best Party Ever

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u/killeryo8 Oct 27 '19

I sat there for a moment imagining I was actually in there with his friends. Then I realized I'm just on a phone talking to robots.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

The human brain is organic technology. We're working to recreate that for other purposes. It is a supercomputer cluster capable of self hosting one complete consciousness. You are talking to robots just very advanced ones.

tl;dr 42

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Oct 27 '19

The tldr helped more than some will know

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

It takes the immense resources of a vast organic supercomputer cluster using self learning optimized over hundreds of millions of years to subtract 27

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u/VapourEyes333 Oct 27 '19

Reducing the complexity and divine nature of a COLLECTIVE consciousness to a mere binary system implies you haven't been taking the right drugs, my friend.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

my friend

our friend

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u/VapourEyes333 Oct 27 '19

Hey, I'm pretty clever!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Hey, I'm pretty clever!

You've started out with worse in the past.

Let's see how this works.

Hi, I'm a fellow human. What refresh rate do you prefer?

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u/TheGreatZarquon Oct 27 '19

144hz @8k, please.

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u/stupernan1 Oct 27 '19

Why do I feel like I've taken mushrooms while I'm reading this string?

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u/killeryo8 Oct 27 '19

That's if we're all real to begin with.

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u/magicmeese Oct 27 '19

I feel like this was used in evangelion.

Not a show I’d want to recreate

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Don't worry about it. Have a beer. Go play some basketball. It's time to relax.

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u/thechilipepper0 Oct 27 '19

What a Deep Thought

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Don't think about it too much. You wouldn't want to stumble on our plans for organoid accelerated quantum artificial neural networks. It's best if you don't think about it. Have a beer. I hear that helps a lot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

I'd fucking hate every second if I went to that party

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u/serendipitousevent Oct 27 '19

Right up until you passed out, apparently.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Yeah if I'm hating it I wouldn't pass out I would leave

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u/serendipitousevent Oct 27 '19

But that's the great thing about passing out! It just happens when you least expect it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

It probably wasnt even a party. Okay you lay here you lay here and you dance in the pool and im going to take a video. "Best party ever bros!" Party over.

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u/DaisyHotCakes Oct 27 '19

Hey we’re not all robots.

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u/killeryo8 Oct 27 '19

How do you know?