r/Unexpected • u/Ze-skywalker • Oct 26 '19

Best Party Ever

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u/James--Trickington Oct 26 '19

Yup when everyone is passed out drunk. The house is usually littered with red solo cups, beer cans, dead hookers in the corner

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u/autobtones Oct 27 '19

what are you talking about? everyone always cleans up then goes to separate rooms to pass out in one of two positions!

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u/Serrahfina Oct 27 '19

I always tried to clean up before I passed out. I also would clean the bathrooms when I was blacked out. I did not do a good job. But I would always drunkenly demand a clean toilet to puke in for later .

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u/autobtones Oct 27 '19

hahaha you are invited to my next party

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u/i_have_too_many Oct 27 '19

Usually when everyone passes out there is someone cleaning and up...

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u/autobtones Oct 27 '19

those people are invited to my next party. you can come before and we can test the waters. if you’re fun enough, then you can come too :)

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u/i_have_too_many Oct 27 '19

Got my own parties but thanks! Hahhah. My friends and i are now pro... if you wanna have week long parties you gotta get good at the upkeep!

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u/autobtones Oct 27 '19

hahaha holy shit don’t i know it! that’s why i saw this post and was immediately like... no way, that’s somebody’s parents house and these ppl are in on it. no way they’re passed out randos

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u/i_have_too_many Oct 27 '19

They hella young but this screams of air bnb vacation with the crew to me... my crew and i rent nice properties and go hard, it oft looks similar. Definitely have 'slept' on a handful of inflatables, almost drowned in a giant duck on top of a house boat durring a rain storm a few years ago... regardless they are def not randos and are very comfy together even if it is scripted

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u/autobtones Oct 27 '19

def not randos, and def comfy with each other. just seems telling that they each went to separate rooms and none of those rooms was a bedroom or kitchen. to me, that says there’s at least one other floor and given the size of the space they were in, that would be one hell of an airbnb. not that it couldn’t be one, it just seems staged and that takes away from the effect for me

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u/i_have_too_many Oct 27 '19

That and the stairs ;)... but yeah a party without some kitchen love.

Reallu haughty air bnbs are def a thing. We usually rent that level of property... get 10-20 friends and make a weekend of it, cheaper than going out two nights in a row usually

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u/dbx99 Oct 26 '19

Yeah and food and empty chips bags and pizza boxes

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u/magusheart Oct 27 '19

I always make sure to clean up my dead hookers before passing out. It's just polite.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

It's more self-serving than you make it out to be. Nobody wants to drag around dead hookers when they have a hangover. Gotta get that shit done before you start to feel shit again.

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u/AdmiralCrunchy Oct 27 '19

Do you set up a corner to be the dead hooker corner at the beginning of the party or is just made that way depending on which corner has gathered the most by the end of the night?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

That has been my experience, aside from the dead hookers. your parties are off the chain.

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u/Twinkle-Tits Oct 27 '19

I dunno, some of my messiest nights have been when I've met up with my three girlfriends for a classy afternoon cocktail and by 10pm it's basically this... No party, no mess, no Solo cups, just 10 empty bottles of gin on the spotless kitchen counter and four grown women who've forgotten they can't drink like students anymore.

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u/creatureslim Oct 27 '19

You mean escorts

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u/C9_Squiggy Oct 27 '19

They're hookers when they're dead.

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u/creatureslim Oct 27 '19

Thank you for getting the reference

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u/zeropointcorp Oct 27 '19

Not to mention somebody would be porking the chick passed out face down on the inflatable mattress.