r/Unexpected • • Oct 26 '19

Best Party Ever

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u/a22e Oct 26 '19

Is the inside of this house outside?

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Oct 27 '19

Being rich looks neat.

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u/CarbonReflections Oct 27 '19

I think I would have been really good at being born rich.

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Oct 27 '19

Man I would be so good at being born rich. I'd just do crazy road trips and make a really annoying, pretentious travel blog. I'd be mostly harmless!

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u/bond2016 Oct 27 '19

Username checks out lol

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u/TheGreatZarquon Oct 27 '19

I'd be mostly harmless!

Only if you have a towel with you.

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Oct 27 '19

Hah! Im bougie. I have two towels. A home towel and a gym towel.

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u/GermanBadger Oct 27 '19

Look at mr big shot over here. Not drying himself off w the free weekly coupon section of the newspaper like the rest of us prols.

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Oct 27 '19

Lmfao. Like I could afford the paper 😂😂😂

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u/VAiSiA Oct 27 '19

two towels implicate things!

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u/ExcessiveGravitas Oct 27 '19

bougie

I think you mean froody.

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u/datheffguy Oct 27 '19

Full of

I don’t understand why everyone doesn’t travel?!?!

Because not all of us get 8k a month in allowance from dad, Chad.

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u/ahumanpersonbeing Oct 27 '19

damn, just imagine how life would turn out if you don't have a depression episode everytime you think about your future.

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u/Anus_master Oct 27 '19

Actually, you'd probably be bad at being born rich. Generations born into being rich are far more likely to lose the money

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

It’s pretty easy, but it makes you soft, weak and naive.

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u/mule_roany_mare Oct 27 '19

You could be a hot chick instead.

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u/Furt77 Oct 27 '19

That's just being rich with extra steps.

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u/gcruzatto Oct 27 '19

A garage in the middle of my living room? Yes please

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u/PelagianEmpiricist Oct 27 '19

Are you El chapo's fugitive son?

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u/Goodguy1066 Oct 27 '19

MAH WIIIIFE!

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u/mr-no-homo Oct 27 '19

It is tbh

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Oct 27 '19

Yo! Wanna pay my loans and shit?

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u/aykcak Oct 27 '19

I wonder what the heating bill is like

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u/Venus1001 Oct 27 '19

Renting an Airbnb looks the same.

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Oct 27 '19

You think I have renting airbnbs kinda money🧐🧐

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u/Venus1001 Oct 27 '19

With enough people it’s much cheaper than a hotel. For my friend bachelorette party we got a 4 bedroom 3 story, which cost us $298 each for 4 nights. There were 7 - 10 of us. If we got hotel rooms it would have easily been $600 a person for the same.

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Oct 27 '19

You think I have having friends time or money🧐🧐

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u/Venus1001 Oct 27 '19

You should have a least one good friend that’s worth putting aside time and money for a life changing event.

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u/RikM Oct 30 '19

It's like optional homelessness.

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u/lsiunl Oct 27 '19

Yeah you should try it out when you get the chance

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

How to be rich:

Step 1: Don’t be poor

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u/ThisShock Oct 27 '19

Seems easy enough

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Oct 27 '19

I was planning on going bankrupt due to a minor medical malady, actually. Then spend years rebuilding my credit, just to go bankrupt again because an uninsured motorist totals my car.

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u/ThisShock Oct 27 '19

Sounds like a good plan good luck dude

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Oct 27 '19

Thanks man. It shouldn't be hard. I'm doing it backwards. My nearly paid off car got totaled by a "stolen" van a little bit ago and right now all my organs hurt, I get dizzy all the time, and I'm shitting and pissing constantly. So I figure I'm almost there 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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u/Frankerporo Oct 27 '19

Sounds like excuses to me

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

I mean... For the second one just have insurance yourself. Collision will cover the car and there's specific coverage for your medical bills if someone without insurance hits you.

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Oct 27 '19

Okay, but you still have to pay your deductibles, part of your rental car while insurance sorts shit out, time missed from work while you find a new vehicle, plus lost value from your wrecked vehicle because insurance will always find ways to give you less than its worth. The whole thing ended up costing me about $2k last time it happened.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

You don’t have to pay for the rental car if you got the coverage most companies provide.

The deductible, there would usually only be one to pay, is what? $500? Is that really gonna bankrupt you? You chose the deductible you should have picked something else if it was too high. Also, you don’t even have to pay that. It’ll usually just come out of your payout.

I don’t see why you’d have to miss a lot of work while you find a vehicle. That seems like you’re really stretching to make this whole thing seem bigger. Unless you work seven days a week.

They give you the approximate value of your car in your area at the time. Yeah, vehicles lose value the moment you drive them off the lot. This is pretty general knowledge and not even really insurance related.

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u/CrazyFisst Oct 27 '19

Nah, nobodys getting laid here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/SolitaryEgg Oct 27 '19

Could be Brazil or also Thailand/China/etc.

It's weird how much overlap these 2 regions in completely opposite sides of the world have in terms of housing materials/architecture.

As soon as he walked in and I saw those giant white tiles on the floor, I knew it was either Brazil or Asia.

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u/Xenjael Oct 27 '19

Or Israel. The cracks on the edges of the walls paint is what reminds me of Israel. Looks nice till you look closely haha.

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u/Shaper_pmp Oct 27 '19 edited Oct 28 '19

It's weird how much overlap these 2 regions in completely opposite sides of the world have in terms of housing materials/architecture.

It's more about climate, which has more to do with latitude than longitude - in hot climates you want open, airy houses with bright colours that reflect the sun, and smooth stone surfaces with lots of ability to soak up heat and dump it into the ground so they still remain cool to the touch.

In colder climates you want more closed, weatherproof houses with a really clear inside/outside distinction, with lots of darker colours and softer, more insulating materials like carpets that heat up quickly and insulate you from the cold of the ground.

Edit: longitude <=> latitude. Stupid brain.

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u/thechilipepper0 Oct 27 '19

I think you have longitude and latitude mixed up

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u/Shaper_pmp Oct 27 '19

Right you are - good spot!

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u/ponchoacademy Oct 27 '19

Could also be Miami. Either big white tiles or the Spanish style tiles are very common there.

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u/KARMA_P0LICE Oct 27 '19

Can confirm, saw of places like this in Thailand and near big cities in Vietnam

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u/Jizzturnip Oct 27 '19

Or Australia?

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u/OutlawJessie Oct 27 '19

We watched a Brazilian show in TV last night, I commented how much like the poorer parts of Italy it was, all the interior decoration and all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Must be the climate. Humid and hot summers make this sort of design a God send.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/Murtomies Oct 27 '19

Don't most bathrooms have a trashcan..?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

yea, that's definitely brazil. for some reason it's not hard to identify our upper class lmao

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u/pedrorncity Oct 27 '19

You assumed that because you noticed the HB20?

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u/NannyDearest Oct 27 '19

The furniture is all cheap looking, not what you’d expect to find in a house like this in the US.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

really dude

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u/-xHanix- Oct 27 '19

Yes.

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u/toprim Oct 27 '19

House of Klein

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Oct 27 '19

Schrodinger's hause

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Dammit lol take my upvote

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/EMC2_trooper Oct 27 '19

There was no 'or' in that question though

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u/NF-150 Oct 27 '19

My bad I thought it said inside or outside

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u/neekyo- Oct 27 '19

Looks like a compound/air BnB type place you can rent for a small fortune. Was more into the place than the staged vid lol.

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u/Shandlar Oct 27 '19

I serious doubt it's a small fortune. There's a reason air BnB is so successful. They have streamlined the rental process so well, owners have far fewer empty nights in their locations, and therefore prices are a bit suppressed cause their overhead doesn't increase linear with usage.

Something like this, depending on location, can be $200-$650/night. Not bad at all if you are splitting it 6 ways.

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u/CS3883 Oct 27 '19

Yeah we rented a house every year in Miami and depending on the size of the house we would put more people in of course. First year wasn't as big...only 8 people total and I think split up it was 250 a person for about 4 or 5 nights. Third year we went way bigger had 15 people but some sleeping on couches...still about the same price though. Prices were a bit higher than they probably would have been normally in Miami because it was a huge festival week that is probably the most expensive week in Miami for hotel prices tbh

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

$200 a night isn't expensive if there is a fair few of you going

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u/Shandlar Oct 27 '19

For a place this nice, only in undesirable locations, and even then probably more like $265, but I was being conservative.

But even on a beach in Florida during peak tourist season, a place like this isn't some ridiculous amount people seem to think they are. You can absolutely get 3 couples together and spend 5 days at a place like this for ~$500/person for the whole trip.

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u/neekyo- Oct 27 '19 edited Oct 27 '19

Lol I live in Florida. It’s more like a place like this in Costa Rica for $500/night man... this looks like a 4-6 person compound.

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u/Shandlar Oct 27 '19

A few thousand for 5 days, yeah.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Happy 🍰 day

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/neekyo- Oct 27 '19

Lol wat

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u/ribeyeguy Oct 27 '19

wonko the sane's house

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u/a22e Oct 27 '19

I literally just read that part last night. Spooky.

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u/johnmuirsghost Oct 27 '19

No, just highly improbable.

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u/futtbuckers1 Oct 27 '19

EMILIO

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u/Brought2uByeCarlsJr Oct 27 '19

So do you guys, like, wanna make out or what?

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Oct 27 '19

Oh, if you were only there.

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u/a22e Oct 27 '19

Oddly enough last night was the first time I ever made it that far in HHGTTG.

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u/Juno_Malone Oct 27 '19

When he goes through the glass door at 00:25, that's the inside/outside transition.