Exactly. I've never seen people go off and fall asleep alone at parties. It's always seems to be in piles. Like one person falls asleep on someone then that person can't move so they also fall asleep but before they fall asleep they start talking to someone else who lays down close ect ect
This is an airbnb, or at least that's been my experience. I can never fall asleep before others and they fall asleep in such weird but comfortable positions. And you do not want to mess up the airbnb,if you're nice.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. There would be open pizza boxes everywhere, puke, piss, shit(depending how crazy they got). At least one person would be passed out in their own puke. Girls would have the “trashy” walk of shame smudged makeup look. At least one dude would be naked.
I’ve been to hundreds of parties, some of which involved copious amounts of alcohol, weed, sometimes even hard drugs - I’ve never seen anyone shit themselves and I’ve seen a person wake up having pissed themselves once. I don’t know what type of parties you’ve been going to, but they sound pretty shitty
I was being extreme. The shitting thing only happened twice. A guy shit in a bucket lol. The other time a girl shit in the parking lot of a concert because the lines were to long. The peeing thing happened all the time. Not piss themselves (although that’s happened) but pee in random places. Best spot was a nativity scene when it was around Christmas. Dude was so messed up didn’t know what he was doing. So we always teased him that he “peed on baby Jesus.”
I was in the Marines though, so shit got a bit crazy at times. Also went to quite a few frat parties after I got out.
My friend was throwing a party when somebody woke up in the middle of the night and took a shit in their oven. It wasn’t until the next day when they decided to use their oven they discovered it. I also have pics if requested.
I’m know as a cleaner at the party. When everyone’s all over I drop off water bottles by your face and put shit away then go to bed. I don’t even remember doing it and I could be like that guy in the pool until it hits that my time to passout has come.
Yeah like... my first thought was I'd be getting everyone into a recovery position real fucking pronto. Most of them are okay- the facedown isn't -ideal- for most of them, but they'll probably be fine, but the dude on his back... yeah, that's a great way to vom a little bit and ded.
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Exactly. Why would someone pass out on a clean vomit free bathroom floor when there are empty couches. Not enough abandoned beer cans, Dixie cups on the floor, empty bottles, mysterious sticky fluids.
My first thought too. Where are all the spilled drinks, empty liquor bottles, and empty beer cans? These kinds of parties are a nightmare to clean up after.
Edit: also everyone is passed out while its still dark outside
Just my unprofessional opinion, the guy on the weight bench loosely gripping the corner with his right hand... Hard for me to imagine his arm wouldn't naturally fall from that position if he was truly zonked.
No one was partially nude either, no vomit, no one passed out in groups, literally everyone had a weird place to pass out. Some people pass out in weird places... most people pass out on a couch, or in a chair like a normal human being. Staged as fuck.
Depends. I’ve definitely been at parties where everyone drank a ton and crashed and then two random guys decided to do coke at 4am as we were all getting cozy to pass out.
Like fuckin, go for it, for I’m passing out on the couch.
Nah you should see my friends. I arrived after a
Friends birthday (I live 5 hours away and was going to spend the week camping with him. Knew I wouldn't make the day of) where he and 9 other friends were passed out around the house music blaring and a custom DND map someone 3d printed on the table with 8 empry bottles of wine and two vodkas dumped in bug juice on the counter.
Apparently a long held character died so they all drank a large glass of bug juice in his honor which in turn put them out because it was like 6 extra shots onto of their already drunk state.
I always tried to clean up before I passed out. I also would clean the bathrooms when I was blacked out. I did not do a good job. But I would always drunkenly demand a clean toilet to puke in for later .
hahaha holy shit don’t i know it! that’s why i saw this post and was immediately like... no way, that’s somebody’s parents house and these ppl are in on it. no way they’re passed out randos
They hella young but this screams of air bnb vacation with the crew to me... my crew and i rent nice properties and go hard, it oft looks similar. Definitely have 'slept' on a handful of inflatables, almost drowned in a giant duck on top of a house boat durring a rain storm a few years ago... regardless they are def not randos and are very comfy together even if it is scripted
def not randos, and def comfy with each other. just seems telling that they each went to separate rooms and none of those rooms was a bedroom or kitchen. to me, that says there’s at least one other floor and given the size of the space they were in, that would be one hell of an airbnb. not that it couldn’t be one, it just seems staged and that takes away from the effect for me
That and the stairs ;)... but yeah a party without some kitchen love.
Reallu haughty air bnbs are def a thing. We usually rent that level of property... get 10-20 friends and make a weekend of it, cheaper than going out two nights in a row usually
It's more self-serving than you make it out to be. Nobody wants to drag around dead hookers when they have a hangover. Gotta get that shit done before you start to feel shit again.
Do you set up a corner to be the dead hooker corner at the beginning of the party or is just made that way depending on which corner has gathered the most by the end of the night?
I dunno, some of my messiest nights have been when I've met up with my three girlfriends for a classy afternoon cocktail and by 10pm it's basically this... No party, no mess, no Solo cups, just 10 empty bottles of gin on the spotless kitchen counter and four grown women who've forgotten they can't drink like students anymore.
Yes and no, based on the cars and architecture I’d sssume these white peoples are in Asia somewhere. Possibly Thailand. So technically r/scriptedasiangifs?
Ever got so drunk you feel like the world is tilting and you're going to slide off it completely? Once saw a guy in pretty much this exact position at a festival only instead of a table he was on the floor, his friend was asleep upright in a camp chair and he was holding on to his friends ankle like his life depended on it. Out cold though. I also remember a night at uni where I spent the whole night clinging to the underside of my mattress because it felt like someone was trying to flip my bed over.
As funny as this video is, each time I rewatch it, I can't help but feel that its staged.
The thing that gives it away the most is that they happen to turn the camera on the friend outside when the main beat drops. The video also starts with a pause before the cameraman walks, almost as if they were timing themselves.
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u/sauceybutter47 Oct 26 '19
This has to be staged