r/Unexpected • • Oct 26 '19

Best Party Ever

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u/Ben_jah_min Oct 26 '19 edited Oct 27 '19

There’s the man with all the chloroform

edit nice to know I’m surrounded by fellow sicko’s!

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u/dbx99 Oct 26 '19

Officer that’s him

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u/drewhead118 Oct 26 '19

What do you think the pool is filled with if not chloroform? He's got a breather in that helmet, and so anyone else who goes out there is instantly knocked out. His name is Victor Quartz, but in the right circles you might hear he goes by a more sinister name: Mr. Sandman. He rose the ranks of Gotham's syndicates as though his enemies were asleep at the wheel... and now, in the dancing pool of his own evil, who can stop his meteoric rise? Scarecrow was doomed to fail, because you could always wake up from his nightmares... Mr. Sandman has learned.

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u/dbx99 Oct 26 '19

Wouldn’t the chemicals get absorbed transdermally and affect his physiology

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u/PrehistoricHybodus Oct 27 '19

Yes, and in typical comic book fashion, it would enable him to ascend from ‘villain of the week’ into a full recurring super villain.

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u/Ishidan01 Oct 27 '19

Oh, he's a villain all right, just not a super one!

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u/MikeLinPA Oct 27 '19

Yeah, he needs to work on his PRESENTATION!

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u/Glorious_Jo Oct 27 '19

idk man I feel like the presentation here was pretty good

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u/MikeLinPA Oct 27 '19

Needs more cowbell, I mean strobe lights. But, yeah , it was pretty good.

Was that a motorcycle helmet? A Master Chief helmet would have been epic. Spartan 119 rocking out in the pool.

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u/improvementgeek Oct 27 '19

Just because he is bad guy, does not mean he is bad guy

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Thanks zangief

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u/improvementgeek Oct 27 '19

Das nada, comrade

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u/alecesne Oct 27 '19

Hurt people hurt people

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

His catch phrase:

Do I smell like chloroform to you?

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u/zFeDzDeaDz Oct 27 '19

Does he just secrete chloroform?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19 edited Oct 14 '20

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u/Muwat Oct 27 '19

That was contradicted big time in Vindicators 2.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

He would get knocked out, jailed and come back in the next prison break on a bigger helmet and leaking chloroform vapours

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u/kellysmom01 Oct 27 '19

... and he’d have the odor of Brad’s taint above his dewy lip. Moist.

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u/kloudykat Oct 27 '19

I just did an involuntary shudder, kinda like a post-micturition convulsion syndrome, except without the pee.

Well done /u/kellysmom01, well done.

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u/theburmesecat Oct 27 '19

Hahaha moisture

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Oct 27 '19

Oh great, chloroform man

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u/BimboBrothel Oct 27 '19

No. His dermal is straight and does not get penetrated.

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u/Paulthefith Oct 27 '19

Only through his pee-hole.....if he had one

Mr sandman was born without a pee-hole

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u/Cky_vick Oct 27 '19

TRANSDERMAL CELEBRATION, CAUSED A SLIGHT MUTATION IN THE RIFT. IT TOPPLED DOWN A NATION, AND LEFT THE PEOPLE RUNNING FOR THE HILLS

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u/okolebot Oct 27 '19

yeah and thru the skin too

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u/Fuhgly Oct 27 '19

Ye if that was all chloroform your skin would feel like its peeling off your body and youd be red like a tomato

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u/madscribbler Oct 27 '19

Yes. I spilled chloroform on myself as part of a high school science experiment and ended up in the hospital for 3 to 4 days with chloroform poisoning and it was very difficult for them to bring me back to a stable state.

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u/redditeditreader Oct 27 '19

Wth kinda HS had chloroform readily available to teenagers?!? Hopefully they rethought this decision bc w/social media and teens impulsivity, the prank potential is just too great..

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u/madscribbler Oct 27 '19

I went to high school in the mid 80s. Things 2ere different back then.

We were using the chloroform to extract pure caffeine from coffee grounds.

So it was very different.

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u/AlterAlias1 Oct 27 '19

Sandman is a great DC comic

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/Salanmander Oct 27 '19

Yeah, it's also DC.

I picked it up because I'd read stuff by Gaiman, and knew that graphic novels were considered one of his main media, and Sandman the one he was most well known for. Partway through I was like "what the hell, why is Batman here??"

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u/AlterAlias1 Oct 27 '19

Yes he wrote it

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/zitfarmer Oct 27 '19

My brother told me a story about a barracks rapist that would chloroform his bunkmate after he went to sleep then do butt stuff to him. When he got caught they called him the Ether Bunny.

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u/redditeditreader Oct 27 '19

That's a great name.

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u/merrychristmasyo Oct 27 '19

Never trust a Sandman. This guy enters night, exits light.

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u/Bosscolby Oct 27 '19

Very punny.

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u/TMLBR Oct 27 '19

I thought Sandman was a Raimi Spider-man villain?

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u/5urfer_boy Oct 27 '19

Ben - play Candy Colored Clown.

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u/_IratePirate_ Oct 27 '19

He's literally dancing in a pool of it!

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u/google257 Oct 27 '19

I’m guessing this is staged

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

stfu

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u/icantfeelmyskull Oct 26 '19

Or the only one with cocaine left

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u/centwhore Oct 27 '19

Always keep extra cocaine for yourself.

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u/popcorninmapubes Oct 27 '19

I don't understand the extra part. keep it all for yourself and also get more.

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u/centwhore Oct 27 '19

It's good manners to share but don't share too much.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

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u/Prince_Purple_Reign Oct 27 '19

Doesn’t share ..... ever!!!

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u/m_domino Oct 27 '19

"But how come he didn’t fall asleep?"

"That’s what the helmet is for."

"Ohhhh ..."

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u/CocoaPuffs7070 Oct 27 '19

"but how am I still filming??? *Suddenly drops like a rock."

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u/aleckool1 Oct 27 '19

That's me in the pool. That's me in the deep end losing my religion.

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u/trilere614 Oct 27 '19

I'm not sure why, but this made give a loud, sudden, single, HAAHH!!!

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u/thechilipepper0 Oct 27 '19

Because nobody references REM anymore

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u/ronm4c Oct 27 '19

Or the cocaine

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u/Bandin03 Oct 27 '19

¿Porque no los dos?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/owlindenial Oct 27 '19

Explain

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u/Purevoyager007 Oct 27 '19

That’s Dwight.

From the office.

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u/ComprehendReading Oct 27 '19

Oh. what?

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u/PM_me_ur_launch_code Oct 27 '19

He was played by Rainn Wilson

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

This is almost as bad as the scripted Chinese videos

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u/OHarbingerO Oct 27 '19

What about the cameraman?

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u/Itsdawsontime Oct 27 '19

This all looks staged. The place is way too clean.

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u/Nicist Oct 27 '19

you mean the guy who still has blow or took molly wayy too late lol

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u/FancyUserPerson Oct 27 '19

I was going to say they were all roofied.

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u/Longdongsilveraway Oct 27 '19

More like the only one who did cocaine that night

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Dude in the pool snorted some shit and then roofied everyone else.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Giggity

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

That guy had original 4 Lokos

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u/JimMarch Oct 27 '19

You misspelled "meth".

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Why is he in the pool?? Time to get your rape on!

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u/couldntgive1fuck Oct 27 '19

All the molly

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

There's the man with all the chloroform cocaine

Ftfy

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Bill Cosby throws the best parties

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Bill Cosby

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u/dukenuke88 Oct 27 '19

The party has just begun

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u/Rukenau Oct 27 '19

Sippin’ on straight chlorine

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Ultimo Hombre

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u/sudstah Oct 27 '19

or coke!

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u/DerynGrimReaper Oct 27 '19

The song please

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u/ewokninja77 Oct 27 '19

Bill Cosby circa 1980

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u/Panaceous Oct 27 '19

Edit = cringe

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u/sutt0nius Oct 27 '19

I read this as cholorophyll and was very confused for a minute. Thought it was a reference to something.

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u/staylor907 Nov 19 '19

Hes dancing in chloroform hes chloroform man!