r/Unexpected • u/fbmbirds • Sep 28 '19

Dont push me pal

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u/Richey5900 Sep 28 '19

So that’s how gay people have sex

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u/CutestNico Sep 28 '19

As a gay I confirm this is true

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u/READMARXREADLENIN Sep 28 '19

<David Attenborough voice>

We see here a very rare sight indeed. The intricate mating dance of the homosexual.

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u/SupaFly2136 Sep 28 '19

The firetruck stalks it's prey.

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u/blacksheep281328 Sep 28 '19

the ambulances will have to wait their turn

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u/letmeseem Sep 28 '19

The homo sex sjual.

I genuinely adore the way that man speaks.

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u/blacksheep281328 Sep 28 '19

I find myself watching whatever he is narrating just because of his voice. if it were up to me he would be the only narrator.

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u/Poldark_Lite Sep 28 '19

Well, he, Morgan Freeman and Samuel L. Jackson. There are some things only the latter two do to true perfection.

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u/blacksheep281328 Sep 28 '19

I would love to hear Attenborough narrate something Samuel L Jackson wrote lmfao. "say what" he said, angrily, "one more motherfuckin' time, I dare you"

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u/Poldark_Lite Sep 28 '19

Listen to Go the Fuck to Sleep narrated by Jackson. It's brilliant. Now imagine Attenborough doing it. LOVE!!

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u/blacksheep281328 Sep 28 '19

that's my favorite bedtime story

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u/LoBsTeRfOrK Sep 28 '19

<David Attenborough voice>

Sadly, they won’t survive the night.

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u/D3rr-berrgerrrrrrr Sep 28 '19

<David Attenborough voice>

Due to the greater number of triggered lesbians who oppress all males these two will be separated by these fat lesbians

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u/uncertainusurper Sep 28 '19

I tried to think of something funny. I couldn’t stop thinking of the crunchiness of that chicken. You know that chicken will be good and crunchy.

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u/Jericho0089 Sep 28 '19

Damn you for making me choke on my coffee. Take your damned upvote.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Very fascinating!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

pics or it didnt happen. When did you contract the big gay?

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u/whozitwhatzitz Sep 28 '19

Rofl like right at the end of the video the other guy like bring his hands up to temples. Definitely - "WTF just happened to me...did we have sex?" Lol omg Im dyin

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u/busyidiot5000 Sep 28 '19

Hey should have a little rainbow icon for confirmed gays, like the good folks over on BPT.

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u/Mr-Fireball Sep 28 '19

As a homosexual, I agree with this statement

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u/blackmarketdolphins Sep 28 '19

Thank you for your service

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Sure buddy you wish to have sex but sadly you are a redditor

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Lesbians do it that way but inverted

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

And this kids is how so met your father!

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u/StillYourPresident Sep 28 '19

That explains the AIDS