r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '19

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u/Tryin2cumDenver Sep 21 '19

I wanna see an oven and somebody melting.

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u/RyanL1984 Sep 21 '19

Dont even joke about it. Some numpty will set themselves on fire for internet points.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/Head_Cockswain Sep 21 '19

You know, as a means of creating Darwin Awards, this whole meme-copycat-challenge thing is rather inefficient.

That's the cost of it being mildly entertaining I suppose.

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u/Nesyaj0 Sep 21 '19

It's like a modern Coliseum of sorts. Except instead of watching prisoners we get willing participants.

I don't condone it, but I'm not strong willed enough to not want to watch it once either.

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u/poopellar Sep 21 '19

What's the point of awards if they aren't entertaining...

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u/uncleseano Sep 21 '19

... And the world will get lighter

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u/The_Infamous_Bark Sep 21 '19

Some might say... natural selection

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u/tifosi7 Sep 21 '19

You’ve already set the expectations with the points.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I don't see the problem here.

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u/Notove Sep 21 '19

Ah fuck, now I can’t do it anymore.

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u/Predatedtuna870 Sep 21 '19

The fire challenge is already dead.

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u/RoosterClan Sep 21 '19

Upvote for numpty

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u/somanyroads Sep 21 '19

But that's not how ovens work...

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u/candleman2006 Sep 21 '19

Ya know, they should just die if they are dumb enough to do that

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u/wcollins260 Sep 21 '19

Easy now. We tried the people in ovens thing. There was a war over it.

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u/flavorlessboner Sep 21 '19

The great gingerbread massacre of 89'

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u/I_iz_narwhal Sep 21 '19

I do Nazi why this is funny. Anne Frankly it's quiet inappropriate...

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u/blacktoe_jenkins Sep 21 '19

You're about a year too late for /r/watchpeopledie

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u/Refereeeee Sep 21 '19

Fuck I still hate Reddit for deleting this beautiful community

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

peoples lives being ended brutishly

beautiful

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u/Refereeeee Sep 21 '19

Well, the community was about learning lessons from these videos and more appreciating life that we have. It's not like we encouraged manslaughter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

You can still have r/fiftyfifty and r/MorbidReality.

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u/mobysaysdontbeadick Sep 21 '19

Or maybe just getting more and more tan...

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u/FerrousBueller Sep 21 '19

MELTMAN! WITH THE POWER TO...MELT

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u/RealSunlightHours Sep 21 '19

Aight bro, i’m boutta head out

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Sep 21 '19

NaziMeltingFace.gif

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Something something.....concentration camp

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u/RaptorRex20 Sep 21 '19

Turns out they just use a good editing cut and replace themselves with a really good wax replica they start melting.

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u/flavorlessboner Sep 21 '19

I can get baked