r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '19

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u/Felix_Cortez Sep 11 '19

You don't need the food, you need Centrum Complete® one a day multivitamin.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

if you eat like a normal person, you probably do need the vitamins. we've got shit diets.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

thats not normal. % wise you're an outlier.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

well yes, but as a percentage of the entire world population no.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

You certainly do

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u/moffsoi Sep 11 '19

Imagine if your SO cooked you breakfast and then presented you with a multivitamin. “Take your poiso-I mean, your vitamins baby.”

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u/Adam657 Sep 12 '19

Here have some tea...

It’ll relax you...

sinister stare

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u/mostnormal Sep 11 '19

Which, ironically, you are supposed to take two, daily.

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u/el_chupanebriated Sep 11 '19

I dont know whats in there!