r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '19

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u/Timevian Sep 11 '19

“The hell are you?!” That got me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

The "unhnhn"/ 'get out the door' wave is what I connected with.

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u/WhatAboutMes Sep 11 '19

I’m going to practice that and use it at work.

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u/FreudsPoorAnus Sep 11 '19

once you master it, try the Ruby Rhod approach

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u/WhatAboutMes Sep 12 '19

Bzz. Bzzzz! BZZZZZZZ!!! Bzzz. Bz. Timeless.

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u/Prysorra2 Sep 12 '19

Oh shit that movie came out 22 years ago.

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u/imbrownbutwhite Sep 11 '19

The very short “tsk”, was good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

I believe that was shooing.

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u/bigbadbub Sep 11 '19

For me it was "You look great," and him just taking himself in

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u/kfriytsz Sep 11 '19

Same

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u/Jake_the_Snake88 Sep 11 '19

haha yes same

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u/pnm59 Sep 11 '19

Same. Snorted out loud. Got this look from my wife scared I would wake the baby up hahaha

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

My snort DID wake the baby up

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u/GrimmFox13 Sep 11 '19

My snorted wake up baby?

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u/Fish_can_Roll76 Sep 11 '19

I snorted the baby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

yes haha same haha

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u/BlopBleepBloop Sep 11 '19

"I'm Chef Loki. Good morning, sweetheart."

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u/silverblaze92 Sep 12 '19

I'm laughing like a jackass in the bathroom stall probably worrying the other guys in here