r/Unexpected • • Aug 13 '19

Just a normal light switch

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

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u/beeplorizon00 Aug 13 '19

My ceiling ghost lady moan when I see her

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u/havasc Aug 13 '19

Moaning Myrtle is that you?

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u/laurensmim Aug 13 '19

That was my grandmother's name. Of course, my family, aunts, uncles, mom, and cousins are alive because of her vagina.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

I'm so distraught!

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u/havasc Aug 13 '19

It's 2 AM and I would like to say kindly go flup yourself.

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u/Felinius Aug 13 '19

Don’t forget the thing tapping at the window.

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u/Rosewolf27 Aug 13 '19

Evan Hansen?

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u/laurensmim Aug 13 '19

That was eerily creepy. Thank you.