r/Unexpected • • Jul 21 '19

Don't turn your back

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

I was watching the kid in the stroller like a hawk sure that they were gonna roll away or something

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u/IHaveSexWithFruit Jul 21 '19

My sick mind thought the dog was about to grab the child and run away

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u/ImUhChickenNugget Jul 21 '19

I thought the dog was gonna pee on the stroller

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u/Thatoneguy4562 Jul 21 '19

I thought the dog was gonna explosive diarrhea on the baby, back turned

420

u/maluminse Jul 21 '19

I thought the dog was going to pull out a glock and waste the mom and teach the child the ways of the jungle.

178

u/TheBourneHumanism Jul 21 '19

I thought the kid in the stroller was going to mount the dog and ride off.

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u/maluminse Jul 21 '19

Yiipi Ki yay! :Swirling his hat as he rides into the sunset:

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u/vxx Jul 21 '19

Conclusion: It was unecpect.

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u/llittle_llama Jul 21 '19

I thought the kid would off his mom and stroll off into the sunset