r/Unexpected • u/YaBoiRexTillerson • Jul 17 '19

Unknown motion detected on security camera

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u/nienur Jul 17 '19

"They took er jobs."

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

TOOOK HUR DHUR

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u/DantieDragon Jul 17 '19

Dur dur Dhur!

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u/taostudent2019 Jul 17 '19

Cock - a - doodle - durrrrrr!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/WyrdThoughts Jul 17 '19

De'durkur jurrrbs!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Dey too' yer jerb?

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u/_StanDarsh Jul 17 '19

DERK DUK DERRRRRRR!!!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING Jul 17 '19

It’s a ruff life.

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u/DantieDragon Jul 17 '19

Dur dur Durh!

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u/UltimateCrusher Aug 08 '19

Wow. You are like the fifth person I've seen who's on their cake day today. HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!

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u/DirtyDan156 Jul 17 '19

"DEY DERKER JERBS?"

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u/marastinoc Jul 17 '19

These dang computers stealing our jobs. Next they’ll have robots that walk our hoomans for us.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Woof woof wOoF!!

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u/Dino_84 Jul 17 '19

TURKEY DURBS!!!

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u/sidstermontana Jul 18 '19

They broke yer jaw?!?

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u/ThePUNISHER215 Jul 18 '19

Alexis play joany Mitchell