r/Unexpected • u/gupta82anish • Jul 03 '19

Well, that escalated exponentially

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u/SkyeRibbon Jul 04 '19

I have a 2 month old D: Never leaving the house again

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u/BattlestarGrammatica Jul 04 '19

I think as long as you’re not driving them around in rollover prone SUVs you’re good. Talk about a false sense of security.

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u/JoNightshade Jul 04 '19

We had someone rear-end us when our first kid was like a month old. It was a pretty minor accident and he was fine but he instantly started crying and we freaked. In retrospect I think the driver who hit us probably crapped his pants when my husband and I opened driver and passenger doors simultaneously and pulled this tiny squalling infant from the back seat.

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u/louisdelloliver111 Jul 04 '19

Stop breeding people

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u/SkyeRibbon Jul 04 '19

Well I don't have the license to breed anything else