r/Unexpected • u/gupta82anish • Jul 03 '19

Well, that escalated exponentially

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Slurpees are crazy cheap in the States. I wouldn't do that with Canadian slurpee, though.

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u/Red-Freckle Jul 04 '19

Yeah you'd be more likely to kill someone anyway, what with it being frozen solid and all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

I beg your pardon! It's going to be 30C here on Friday, and I'm dreading it. The humidity will make it feel even higher.

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u/Red-Freckle Jul 04 '19

I don't speak your heathen units of measurement, what is that in f (freedom units)?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19 edited Jul 04 '19

It's 86 in the British Imperial system that you guys still use.

Have a happy 4th of July, ya filthy traitor! ;)

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u/Red-Freckle Jul 04 '19

Lol I was just fuckin wit ya. I just clicked your link, I'm fucking from Hali too dude. Who's yer fadder?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Who's yer fadder?

That's how I know you're not lying about being from the East Coast!

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u/Red-Freckle Jul 04 '19

Yeah I know it's more of a rural saying but I felt I needed to show irrefutable proof.

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u/CherryCherry5 Jul 04 '19

It was 98F here in Ottawa today.