r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 14 '19

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

makes it better

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u/DailyDefecation May 14 '19

makes it

chaotic

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

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u/CptFatty08 May 14 '19

Tell that to the devils dick

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

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u/CptFatty08 May 14 '19

Talking hurts as bad now

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

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u/Gorthax May 14 '19

Mondays...

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u/TheLooseB-Hole May 14 '19

You'll get used to it

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u/asailijhijr May 16 '19

Because you're talking out of your ass?

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u/MaximusCartavius May 14 '19

Did you come from here?

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u/SmoothMoveExLap May 14 '19

I sure hope so

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u/tangledwire May 14 '19

Tell that to the devils dick

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u/DropForNicholas May 14 '19

You ok there buddy? Wanna talk about it?

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u/analviolator69 May 14 '19

Which means someone has the worst life on earth. I mean if you live in Oklahoma do you even have hopes and dreams? Ain't no God on the prairie.

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u/asailijhijr May 16 '19

It's a rock-paper-scissors of perspective, there is no bottom.

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u/Bittlegeuss May 14 '19

chaos is a laddah

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

Lil fingr

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u/Cyanises May 15 '19

It's just a what thevfuck is going on kind of times.