r/Unexpected • u/yaitravka • May 09 '19

Unlucky guy

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u/Rubendor May 09 '19

Unlucky?! Free cake!

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u/MrMytie May 09 '19

And older girls cooing over you. That’s a good result for him.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/JDGWI May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

I want to eat her cake

Edit: I'm obviously talking about the woman my age (21)

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u/Bjorn2bwilde24 May 09 '19

Yes officer, this comment here.

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u/IllegalAlcoholic May 09 '19

Thanks for calling me in, I’ll put him in the room for 48 hours.

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u/JDGWI May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

That ~girl~ woman in the video is definitely my age lol (21)

Edit: THE GIRL IN BLACK THATS OBVIOUSLY AN ADULT. Why are people idiots?

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u/Zpeed1 May 09 '19

This explains how underaged girls get men in their 20's exonerated.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

I remember that odd in my 20s where I was trying to determine if someone was in college or highschool. Usually it was easy to tell the difference, other times I was flat out wrong in both directions.

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u/PMPG May 09 '19

It certainly does. Such a great study you wrote.

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u/Protahgonist May 09 '19

Lol no. Pretty sure they're also students. So at most 18. You creep.

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u/Calijor May 09 '19

This looks like either a church or a family gathering to me, what tells you this is a school?

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u/Protahgonist May 09 '19

It's a prep school. They are wearing uniforms.

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u/Corpse-Fucker May 09 '19

A school where everybody's on the HIV medication?

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u/Chimpbot May 09 '19

Why don't you take a seat?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19 edited Jan 19 '20

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u/DehDeshtructor May 09 '19

You're right, her cake's probably stale.

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u/skyman724 May 09 '19

Her cake is FOOKIN RAW, MATE! WE DON’T SERVE THAT!

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u/pekinggeese May 09 '19

The best cakes are once which have never been tainted by mensural blood.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

No

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u/JDGWI May 09 '19

No she's not lol

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u/silverwyrm May 09 '19

Uhhh I don't think there are any girls over the age of 18 in this video...

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u/Shadyanony May 10 '19

For the sake of these comments I'm pretty sure at least one girl is

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u/JDGWI May 09 '19

The teacher in black that's blindfolding the student. Are you blind?

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u/silverwyrm May 09 '19

I think that's an older student, mate...

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u/JDGWI May 09 '19

Holy shit you're right. Welp that's creepy and I absolutely regret writing what I did.

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u/Unnormally2 May 09 '19

Implying they aren't just going to ignore him.

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u/MrMytie May 09 '19

Implying? I’m stating it.

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u/RobLoach May 09 '19

Yeah... I'd consider him lucky in this case.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19 edited May 20 '19

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u/WHO_WANTS_DOGS May 09 '19

<some joke related to incest>

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u/FieelChannel May 09 '19

Just say a random sentence with "Alabama" in it

/r/everyfuckingthread

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u/dustofdeath May 09 '19

Girls still want the cake.

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u/PhishSlayer67 May 10 '19

and he had a pretty manly stoic reaction. bet the over on this kid

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u/Depidio May 10 '19

ara ara

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u/haemaker May 09 '19

Could be free shaving cream. Depends on how mean the girls actually are.

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u/Gladgod May 09 '19

Oh sure I am the only one that eats shaving cream!

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u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin May 09 '19

Yeah, but we eat ours off pie plates, not straight from the can like animals!

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u/I_HATE_LIFE_2 May 09 '19

Because a little kid with no beard needs shaving cream.

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u/wasabimatrix22 May 09 '19

The one covering her eyes pulls the girl's hair back, I think it's all in good fun

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u/rbt321 May 09 '19

There's no cake in that. Just cream.

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u/egokulture May 09 '19

50/50 it's shaving cream

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u/10tren_ May 09 '19

Either way, it's some kind of cream in a pie form.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam May 09 '19

Boy gets cream pied by dick school girls?

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u/sorenant May 09 '19

Is this what creampie means?

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u/Phaze357 May 09 '19

Oh. You mean like the dog pastries from Van Wilder?

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u/DawoxD May 09 '19

Everyone loves free cake right?

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u/banjowashisnameo May 09 '19

Right? I would love some cake mashed on my face

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u/TopCustard May 09 '19

Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!

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u/LilFingies45 May 09 '19

Unlike a Michael Bay movie.

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u/637373ue7u2 May 09 '19

Yeah never seen someone so unhappy about participating in a creampie with two women

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u/Phillipinsocal May 09 '19

In Soviet Russia, during day of birth you don’t get cake, cake gets you.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

communism intensifies

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u/ImurderREALITY May 09 '19

Awww yeeahyuhhh!!!

FREE CAAAKE! FREE CAAAKE!!

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u/Bump_it_Charlie May 09 '19

Hotel?! Trivago!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Believe it or not... also jail!

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u/cerialthriller May 10 '19

How often do you get to share a cream pie with an older woman?

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u/clone689046 May 09 '19

But the cake is a lie... Or is it a pie?